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20 Jul 2003, 16:54
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Complaint
The following thread is very loosely based on a true story*
I called my insurance company yesterday to get a quote for car insurance. Somebody called Tanya answered and said "Thank you for calling Star Insurance customer services, my name is Tanya. How may I help?".
I asked for a quote but she said I had to phone the sales line, for which she gave me the telephone number. I called the sales line and somebody called Tanya answered. She said "Thank you for calling Star Insurance sales, my name is Tanya. How may I help?".
I said "I just spoke to you and you told me to call sales?".
She said "Thats right sir, how may I help you?".
I replied "Well like I said, I want a quotation please".
She answered "I'm sorry sir, we can only issue quotations between Monday and Friday".
I asked "Well why didn't you tell me that before?".
She replied "Because you have to phone sales for a quotation".
I said "Thats rediculous, let me speak to your manager".
She put me through to her manager, John, and I told him that I wanted to complain about Tanya's poor customer service.
Unfortunately, John told me I would have to phone the customer complaints line, for which he gave me the number.
I called the customer complaints line, and Tanya answered.
*No its not
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20 Jul 2003, 16:56
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Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
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god help you oldy
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20 Jul 2003, 16:58
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Wearing Speedos
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Have an accident just to make Star Insurance pay out!
That'll teach Tanya a lesson.
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20 Jul 2003, 17:20
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Love's Sweet Exile
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Living on a Stair (Now Sword-less)
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Have a
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20 Jul 2003, 18:09
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
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heh
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20 Jul 2003, 23:49
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
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Made me laugh/
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20 Jul 2003, 23:52
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 13,940
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Re: Complaint
Quote:
Originally posted by sword
I said "I just spoke to you and you told me to call sales?".
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I used to work in a call-centre where this is what used to happen (i.e. you'd tell them to ring another number and they would ocassionally come back to you). The reasoning was that (a) dealing with a cusomter support query on the tech line messed up the stats, (b) it made customers lazy if you let them not re-dial and (c) it was a useful way of getting rid of annoying wankers.
Is it possible, in this imaginary scenario, that Tanya (a sub-conscious entity representing someone) was trying to get rid of you?
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21 Jul 2003, 00:07
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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Give Muslim Tanya's number.
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21 Jul 2003, 06:45
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 1,450
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that was stupid
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21 Jul 2003, 06:55
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Next goal wins!
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: London
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ive been awake 22 hours and it was predictable.
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21 Jul 2003, 09:42
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Wearing Speedos
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Quote:
Originally posted by Leshy
Give Muslim Tanya's number.
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I don't think Sword hates Tanya that much!
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21 Jul 2003, 09:51
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Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Upside down
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"Tanya".... that sounds like something I'd like to find next to me in bed in the morning.
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21 Jul 2003, 10:10
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Another Sword cracker
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21 Jul 2003, 11:56
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: South Pacific
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Quote:
Originally posted by Structural Integrity
"Tanya".... that sounds like something I'd like to find next to me in bed in the morning.
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then you let her down.
this is the only applicable response, since if it was a real woman you wouldn't remember her name.
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