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26 Jun 2003, 19:32
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the "what is more ironic" thread
today, after almost having my ass ran over by an ambulance, i thought to myself, "well, wouldnt it be ironic to be run over by an ambulance? I mean, they are meant to save lives etc etc and them it goes there and BANG, it finishes a life." but then i thought. "well, even more ironic than this would be to be run over by a tank, I mean, its meant to kill people with machineguns, missiles and what not, and then it goes and BANG, it runs over a lad, killing it on the most prosaic way"
dont you think it is ironic?
dont you also think that i talk to myself a lot?
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26 Jun 2003, 19:35
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Ambulance yes, tank no.
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26 Jun 2003, 19:35
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tanks are designed for killing
how would it be ironic if it ran over you?
tanks have run over people before?
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26 Jun 2003, 19:44
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they are not meant to kill, well, anyways
follow this logic
tanks are meant to have a lot of guns so they can shoot people and targets with it
if you run over someone with a tank, you are doing what a regular vehicle does, and not what a tank is meant to do "shooting peeps"
its ironic because
well
its not exactely ironic anyways, but it did a lot of sense to me before....
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26 Jun 2003, 19:45
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...?
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26 Jun 2003, 19:46
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26 Jun 2003, 19:50
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the ambulance one is ironic, i have thought about that before... the other one just isnt...
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26 Jun 2003, 19:51
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Almost as ironic as being pistol whipped!
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26 Jun 2003, 19:55
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Quote:
Originally posted by queball
Almost as ironic as being pistol whipped!
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yes
thats the point
THANK YOU
i wasnt managing to make myself understandable
isnt it ironic to be killed when a thief throws his pistol at the victim and it dies out of brain trauma or whatever???
JUST LIKE BEING RUN OVER BY A TANK
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26 Jun 2003, 20:06
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in the same way that being cut up and mangled by a combine harvester is ironic because it was meant to gather the harvest and instead killed you?
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26 Jun 2003, 20:29
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It's like rain on your wedding day! A free ride.. when you've already paid! Good advice, that you just didn't take! Who would have thought.. it figures!
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26 Jun 2003, 20:31
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I'd disagree sar. I'd say it's more like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife.
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26 Jun 2003, 20:32
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Quote:
Originally posted by Phang
I'd disagree sar. I'd say it's more like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife.
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You could sharpen a spoon?
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26 Jun 2003, 20:33
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Or possibly rub them together long enough that you start a fire in comedy Scout style, and then something happens, and then you have a forge, in which you can reshape one of the sppons into a knife.
WIN!
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26 Jun 2003, 20:33
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It's like meeting the man of your dreams.... and then meeting his beautiful wife
*sigh*
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26 Jun 2003, 20:38
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etc.
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Irony would be if you were a trained tank operator and was run over.
Humor would be if you were a school crossing guard.
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26 Jun 2003, 20:47
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Quote:
Originally posted by HobbieRogue4
Irony would be if you were a trained tank operator and was run over...
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...by the very tank you where driving!
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26 Jun 2003, 20:52
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etc.
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Quote:
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...by the very tank you where driving!
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How? By remote control?
Oh oh! If it was a toy tank!
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26 Jun 2003, 20:53
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Quote:
Originally posted by HobbieRogue4
How? By remote control?
Oh oh! If it was a toy tank!
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no, think of homer simpson driving it
well
he would manage to do that somehow, wouldnt he?
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26 Jun 2003, 20:58
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etc.
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Quote:
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no, think of homer simpson driving it
well
he would manage to do that somehow, wouldnt he?
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I'm not sure, much of it would depend on how, or rather, if the batteries were installed properly.
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26 Jun 2003, 22:12
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you're driving the tank, you jump infornt of it before it stops, you die
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26 Jun 2003, 22:32
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It would be ironic to go to the barbers for a haircut by a barber, only to find that the barber, instead of using his scissors to cut your hair, uses them to cut your dick off and stick it down your own throat.
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26 Jun 2003, 22:35
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kumnaa
you're driving the tank, you jump infornt of it before it stops, you die
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thank you again, for making this thread more understandable
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26 Jun 2003, 22:36
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Elderly motorists being kept alive by the organs of the youngsters they ran over.
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26 Jun 2003, 23:34
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This thread...
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26 Jun 2003, 23:35
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Quote:
Originally posted by W
This thread...
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sucks
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26 Jun 2003, 23:36
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well it does now anyway
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26 Jun 2003, 23:38
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Alanis Morissette would know.
Don't you think?
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26 Jun 2003, 23:39
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Quote:
Originally posted by Black Dog
Alanis Morissette would know.
Don't you think?
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what happened to her ?
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26 Jun 2003, 23:52
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Do you know what'd be really ironic?
SHUT THE **** UP, THAT'S WHAT
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26 Jun 2003, 23:54
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Good idea
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