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Unread 26 Jun 2003, 19:32   #1
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the "what is more ironic" thread

today, after almost having my ass ran over by an ambulance, i thought to myself, "well, wouldnt it be ironic to be run over by an ambulance? I mean, they are meant to save lives etc etc and them it goes there and BANG, it finishes a life." but then i thought. "well, even more ironic than this would be to be run over by a tank, I mean, its meant to kill people with machineguns, missiles and what not, and then it goes and BANG, it runs over a lad, killing it on the most prosaic way"
dont you think it is ironic?


dont you also think that i talk to myself a lot?
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Ambulance yes, tank no.
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tanks are designed for killing
how would it be ironic if it ran over you?

tanks have run over people before?
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they are not meant to kill, well, anyways
follow this logic

tanks are meant to have a lot of guns so they can shoot people and targets with it

if you run over someone with a tank, you are doing what a regular vehicle does, and not what a tank is meant to do "shooting peeps"

its ironic because
well
its not exactely ironic anyways, but it did a lot of sense to me before....
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the ambulance one is ironic, i have thought about that before... the other one just isnt...
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Almost as ironic as being pistol whipped!
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Almost as ironic as being pistol whipped!
yes
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i wasnt managing to make myself understandable
isnt it ironic to be killed when a thief throws his pistol at the victim and it dies out of brain trauma or whatever???
JUST LIKE BEING RUN OVER BY A TANK
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in the same way that being cut up and mangled by a combine harvester is ironic because it was meant to gather the harvest and instead killed you?
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I'd disagree sar. I'd say it's more like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife.
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I'd disagree sar. I'd say it's more like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife.
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Or possibly rub them together long enough that you start a fire in comedy Scout style, and then something happens, and then you have a forge, in which you can reshape one of the sppons into a knife.

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Irony would be if you were a trained tank operator and was run over...
...by the very tank you where driving!
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...by the very tank you where driving!
How? By remote control?

Oh oh! If it was a toy tank!
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How? By remote control?

Oh oh! If it was a toy tank!
no, think of homer simpson driving it
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he would manage to do that somehow, wouldnt he?
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he would manage to do that somehow, wouldnt he?
I'm not sure, much of it would depend on how, or rather, if the batteries were installed properly.
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thank you again, for making this thread more understandable
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Do you know what'd be really ironic?

























































SHUT THE **** UP, THAT'S WHAT
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