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13 Jun 2003, 16:43
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I am an idiot
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I saw a woman with a massive chest today
I saw a really short woman with a massive chest today while I was out at lunchtime. She was walking down the street with her friend when myself and the bloke I was with at the time noticed her.
Of course we stopped and stared, it is so unusual to see this sort of thing. Maybe it was the nice weather.
Anyway, this poor woman was struggling down the road with this big heavy chest and the woman she was with wasnt even attempting to help. My and my mate thought it was a bit out of order and decided we would go and ask her if we could help relieve the weight.
So this woman was really happy that we had offered help and gladly gave up her chest, so I grabbed one end and my mate grabbed the other. It was heavy but as we walked with it we asked why the other lady wasnt helping and was told that she doesnt like midgets.
We thought that was a bit harsh as although the woman was only 5ft 2 or 3 inches, we wouldnt really have said she was a midget. Anyway, they were friends so we guessed they had a strange relationship and didn inquire further.
We took it all the way down the road and round the corner to a hotel where the lady said she was staying and she thanked us for all our help. We offered to take it all the way to her room but declined.
Just then she opened the chest and a naked midget jumped out and run into the hotel. We were amazed.
Then both women picked up the chest and carried it into the hotel and we just left.
Dont you think that was a bit strange?
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13 Jun 2003, 16:45
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Heh, Leeds !
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happens all the time in the big city
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13 Jun 2003, 16:45
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Pics!1!1!!1!!!11!
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13 Jun 2003, 16:52
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I thought at first you meant you and your mate like, grabbed her tits :eek:
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13 Jun 2003, 17:02
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I am an idiot
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Quote:
Originally posted by sword
I thought at first you meant you and your mate like, grabbed her tits :eek:
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That would be, like, racialist. My mate is a black dude.
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13 Jun 2003, 17:17
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That was really good; is it original?
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13 Jun 2003, 17:18
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Quote:
Originally posted by queball
That was really good; is it original?
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Yes, all my stuff is original. And mostly unappreciated
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13 Jun 2003, 17:27
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Sword and I think alike.
It took me some time to work out that you weren't grabbing the poor woman's tits.
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13 Jun 2003, 17:28
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Incidentally, is there some punchline to this?
I mean, I'm not getting the point.
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13 Jun 2003, 17:39
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I think the writer invites the reader to make their own abstract observations based on their own experiences. For example, the "chest" could be a literal case, yet leads a referance to a womans tits. Its also interesting to eamine the relationships between the fact that the woman is short, and so is a modegt which we later learn she is carrying in her chest. Of course, the naked midegt might be a metaphorical referance to a small human like being, like a midget.
All in all, a first class contemporary and modern piece.
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13 Jun 2003, 18:40
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Tht really sucked and i mean badddd. It goes on for way too long. U gotta realise what the joke is at least a quarter of the way in so the rest is just borin, get to the point quicker if there even is a point, it does end kinda flatly!!
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16 Jun 2003, 15:17
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I am an idiot
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Quote:
Originally posted by Add
Tht really sucked and i mean badddd. It goes on for way too long. U gotta realise what the joke is at least a quarter of the way in so the rest is just borin, get to the point quicker if there even is a point, it does end kinda flatly!!
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Dude, the joke runs right through the piece and the ending is a superb humourous twist. It is, as Sword has already pointed out, a first class contemporary and modern piece and gets 10 out of 10 in all areas.
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16 Jun 2003, 15:33
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Quote:
Originally posted by sword
I thought at first you meant you and your mate like, grabbed her tits :eek:
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That's what I thought too.... 
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16 Jun 2003, 15:40
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WHAT
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16 Jun 2003, 15:45
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tl;dr
Actually, I got to line 4 before I realised it was a pun, or play on words.
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16 Jun 2003, 15:49
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Quote:
Originally posted by Add
Tht really sucked and i mean badddd. It goes on for way too long. U gotta realise what the joke is at least a quarter of the way in so the rest is just borin, get to the point quicker if there even is a point, it does end kinda flatly!!
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You must be American
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