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28 May 2003, 10:47
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Your Dream Channel
Your dream channel
You have unlimited funds, and access to ANY PROGRAMMES, what would your TV schedule be?
Rules
Your aloud 1 film, and you cannot repeat the same programme. You only have a 12 hour slot!
6.00am Simpsons
6.30 Futurama
7.00 Family Guy
7.30 Blackadder
8.00 Red Dwarf
9.00 Star Trek - DS9
10.00 Star Trek - Voyager
11.00 Friends
12.00 Trigger Happy
12:30 Monty Python: Holy Grail
14:00 <random pr0n>
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28 May 2003, 10:49
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Re: Your Dream Channel
Quote:
Originally posted by [GAP]Obiwan
Your dream channel
You have unlimited funds, and access to ANY PROGRAMMES, what would your TV schedule be?
Rules
Your aloud 1 film, and you cannot repeat the same programme. You only have a 12 hour slot!
6.00am Simpsons
6.30 Futurama
7.00 Family Guy
7.30 Blackadder
8.00 Red Dwarf
9.00 Star Trek - DS9
10.00 Star Trek - Voyager
11.00 Friends
12.00 Trigger Happy
12:30 Monty Python: Holy Grail
14:00 <random pr0n>
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good choice but i'd only end up waking up in time for the random porn
damn student life
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28 May 2003, 10:52
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Quote:
Originally posted by Toccata & Fugue
so you'd still have commercials in your unlimted funded TV schedule?
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The money goes to charity
OBVIOUSLY!
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28 May 2003, 10:57
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6.00 Cheers
6.30 Simpsons
7.00 Fraiser
7.30 Red Dwarf
8.00 Black Books (two episodes)
9.00 Have I got news for you (two episodes)
10.00 Friday night with Johnathon Ross
10.30 The Matrix
01:00 The Matrix Reloaded
03.30 The Matrix Revolutions.
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28 May 2003, 10:57
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You'd have random porn in the middle of the day? Where do you think you are, Sweden?
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28 May 2003, 11:01
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Quote:
Originally posted by Not_RIT
6.00 Cheers
6.30 Simpsons
7.00 Fraiser
7.30 Red Dwarf
8.00 Black Books (two episodes)
9.00 Have I got news for you (two episodes)
10.00 Friday night with Johnathon Ross
10.30 The Matrix
01:00 The Matrix Reloaded
03.30 The Matrix Revolutions.
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you're not allowed 3 films
cheat
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I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
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28 May 2003, 11:27
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Quote:
Originally posted by ChubbyChecker
You'd have random porn in the middle of the day? Where do you think you are, Sweden?
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'dream channel' like its gonna happen in England? porn in the middle of the day?
thats why they invented t3h intrawebnet
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28 May 2003, 11:42
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
you're not allowed 3 films
cheat
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Yeah, he said only one film the cheating bastard
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28 May 2003, 11:59
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I've updated my signature to expose Not_RIT as a cheat0r to all the forums!!!!??**!
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28 May 2003, 12:12
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1:00pm - Recess
1:30 - The Simpsons
2:00 - Futurama
2:30 - Family Guy
3:00 - Dr. Who - Earthshock (Peter Davis vs. the Cybermen, trés bon! )
6:00 - Built for the Kill - The Mantis Episode
7:00 - Red Dwarf (series 3 or 4)
7:30 - Billy Connely (one of his World Tour of Australia ones.)
8:00 - The Jasper Carrot Trial
8:30 - The Pixies (documentary on the band. )
9:00 - Memento
12:00-1:00am - porn.
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28 May 2003, 12:14
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Quote:
Originally posted by Embroglio
9:00 - Memento
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Me too.
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28 May 2003, 12:23
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1:30 House invaders
2:00 Garden invaders
2:30 Real Rooms
3:00 Trading Up
3:30 Big Strong Girls
4:00 Big Strong Boys
4:30 Better Homes
5:00 Dances With Wolves
10:00 News
11:00 Open University
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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28 May 2003, 12:39
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Quote:
Originally posted by Radical Edward
1:30 House invaders
2:00 Garden invaders
2:30 Real Rooms
3:00 Trading Up
3:30 Big Strong Girls
4:00 Big Strong Boys
4:30 Better Homes
5:00 Dances With Wolves
10:00 News
11:00 Open University
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UK Style already exists. Get a clue.
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28 May 2003, 12:41
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ace, I shall hunt it down incely.
I forgot to get Gardeners World in there
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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28 May 2003, 12:42
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12:05 Tom and Jerry/Road Runner cartoons
12:30 The making of Matrix Reloaded
13:00 Music Videos
13:30 Red Dwarf
14:00 Simpsons
14:30 Fawlty Towers
15:00 Ali G
15:30 Game On
16:00 The Office
17:00 Only Fools and Horses Xmas special (Miami Twice)
19:00 Lord of the Rings Part 3 (it would be an exclusive preview which I paid billions for)
10:00 Benny Hill Show
11:00 Red Hot and Dirty with Crash (a self made Porno of me banging 6 of my favourite young starlettes)
12:00 The Sky at Night with Patrick Moore
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28 May 2003, 13:09
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[quote]
Not_RIT is a cheating ****, in this thread, he clearly names three films, but the thread starter said you can only use one film
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Thread starter? i have a name you know!
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28 May 2003, 13:13
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[quote] Originally posted by [GAP]Obiwan
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Not_RIT is a cheating ****, in this thread, he clearly names three films, but the thread starter said you can only use one film
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Thread starter? i have a name you know!
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I thought i fixed it but it still don't look right
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28 May 2003, 13:38
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Quote:
Originally posted by Weeks
TV is distroying the world.
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by affecting peoples spelling?
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28 May 2003, 13:42
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Quote:
Originally posted by Weeks
partly.
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When? Where? Will there be food? Is it bring a bottle?
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28 May 2003, 13:42
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Quote:
Originally posted by Weeks
partly.
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and the other part? please tell us how TV is destroying the world? what do you know that we don't? huh ? HUH? H U H??????
(me thinks of the demon headmaster!!!!)
:eek:
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28 May 2003, 13:45
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Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
When? Where? Will there be food? Is it bring a bottle?
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bring a strap-on actually its that sort of party
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28 May 2003, 13:45
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14.00 Simpsons
14.30 Shaman King
15.00 Futurama
15.30 Everybody loves Raymond
16.00 Ali G
16.30 Music Videos
17.00 Graffiti documentaries (Moving Targets yeah)
18.00 Shaman King (two episodes)
19.00 News
19.30 Hotel Cćsar (Norwegian Soap Opera)
20.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer
20.30 CSI
21.15 Movie: Princess Mononoke
23.15 Star Trek
23.45 Short News
00.00 Pokčmon
00.30 Documentaries in two parts (Like Area 08 2 yeah)
01.00 Porn the rest \o/
I actually spent a lot of time on a gd post...whats the world coming too?
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28 May 2003, 20:06
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11.00 - Scrapheap Challenge
12.00 - Football Insite
13.30 - 24
14.30 - Studio Nonsense
15.30 - Buffy: the Vampire Slayer
16.30 - Angel
17.30 - A chopper is born
18.30 - NOS News
19.15 - Kopspijkers
20.15 - MOVIE: Maverick
22.15 - Have I got news for you
Something like this.
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28 May 2003, 20:10
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Well, you'd have nod and Jonny and...
wrong type of channel?
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28 May 2003, 21:51
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6:00 Two guys and a girl (2 episodes)
7:00 Family Guy (2 episodes)
8:00 Stargate SG1
9:00 MOVIE : DIE HARD!!!!!!!
11:00 Red Dwarf (2 episodes)
12:00 Pages from ceefax.................................
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28 May 2003, 21:57
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1500 - 24
1545 - Star Trek TOS
1630 - Enterprise
1745 - Monty Pythons Flying Circus
1815 - Futurama
1845 - The Simpsons
1915 - Seinfeld
1945 - Ultimate Force
2030 - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
2235 - Firefly
2320 - The West Wing
0005 - I'm Alan Partridge
0035 - Friends
0105 - Buffy the Vampire Slayer
0150 - Star Trek: Deep Space 9
0235 - Pokémon
0300 - Test Card, starring
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28 May 2003, 22:09
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1400: Simpsons
1430: Futurama
1500: Family Guy
1530: Sealab 2021 (3 episodes)
1600:The Count of Monte Cristo
I'd probably get bored with TV after that (if not before)
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29 May 2003, 15:01
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In all the people that have posted in this thread Radical Edward is the only one NOT to include simpsons in there line-up.
Shame on you
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29 May 2003, 15:30
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11:45 How to build a flying saucer
12:45 Time travel mechanics
13:45 Tardis mechanics
14:45 Artificial intelligence explained
15:45 The purpose of the universe
16:45 Unified theory of everything
17:45 Superpowers, and how to get them
18:45 Universe creation for beginning gods
19:45 Utilizing omniscience
20:45 Utilizing omnipotence
21:45 The newborn deity entertainment show
22:45 What noone knows
And would have a videotape recorder handy, and plenty of spare videotapes...
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29 May 2003, 16:30
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cyp
22:45 What noone knows
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That would be a tough show to make.
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29 May 2003, 18:39
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Quote:
Originally posted by [GAP]Obiwan
In all the people that have posted in this thread Radical Edward is the only one NOT to include simpsons in there line-up.
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Incorrect.
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29 May 2003, 19:03
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Re: Your Dream Channel
00:00 A Touch of Frost
02:00 Cracker
03:00 Casualty
04:00 ER
05:00 A Few Good Men
07:00 Sex in the City
07:30 Frasier
08:00 Have I Got News For You
08:30 Bremner, Bird, and Fortune
09:00 Drop the Dead Donkey
09:30 2 Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place
10:00 Xena
11:00 Buffy
Have to create a new series of DTDD for me though, it's funnier when it's topical
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Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
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rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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29 May 2003, 21:06
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11:00 Red Dwarf
12:00 Futurama
13:00 Music vids
14:00 Sliders
14:30 Blackadder
15:00 FILM: Aliens <followed by music videos til 5>
17:00 - 23:00 Last Train (as many eps that can be shown in that time)
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29 May 2003, 21:38
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12:00pm- Family Guy
1:00pm - The simpsons
1:30pm - futurama
2.00pm - stargate sg-1(2eps)
4pm - thundercats
4.30pm - friends
5pm - music vids
8pm - equilibrium followed by the 10 oclock news
10.10pm- Only fools and horses
11pm - Are you being served
11.40 - porn
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29 May 2003, 23:44
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Hockey, All The Damned Time.
Oh, and maybe Hackers or Rounders when bad teams are playing
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30 May 2003, 00:11
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Re: Re: Your Dream Channel
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Originally posted by Gayle29uk
00:00 A Touch of Frost
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Actually, I should have that one as well. Been a while since it's been on in the Netherlands
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30 May 2003, 10:35
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Re: Your Dream Channel
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Your aloud 1 film, and you cannot repeat the same programme.
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You shouldn't be allowed to choose, as you're unable to spell.
"Bromley".
M.
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30 May 2003, 10:49
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and when have i ever misspelt bromley? and why would that affect my ability to make decisions?
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