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20 Oct 2005, 18:37
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Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
After an exhastive research effort lasting for several minutes, I have compiled the 10 most common reasons for becoming a member of GD.
10. I was very bad at PA so I decided to join GD where I could bitterly denounce anyone who continued to play PA.
9. When I'm on GD I don't feel quite so geeky.
8. Work is so terribly boring.
7. I thought that GD was a rohypnol users support group.
6. I heard that the Mods were really hot.
5. I am from some god forsaken island and I thought I had found the a place where I could talk to my rl hero, the Road Runner.
4. I am a member of the Nusselt fan club.
3. I find myself strangely turned on by Norwegians since my goat died.
2. GD is proof positive that there is no such thing as "intelligent design."
1. To be able to speak directly to God.
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20 Oct 2005, 18:39
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Drink is Good
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
No reason is good enough to come to GD, you just land here
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20 Oct 2005, 18:41
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Guy next door
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
Loneliness and sado-machosism.
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20 Oct 2005, 18:47
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Lucky
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
because the Asian Justin Timberlake posts here.
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20 Oct 2005, 18:51
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Guy next door
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
Speaking about Nusselt fanclub.
He makes me feel warm and moist, not because of what he posts but purely based on his avatar with the blonde cute but sexy girl in combination with his nick. Rather fat but sexual attractive babes called Nusselt makes me howl.
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20 Oct 2005, 18:51
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
Geeks on GD? You must be mistaken.
BTW I see your postcount is now 1024, which is 2^10 and a much cooler number than 1000. In fact, if our postcounts were in binary, you'd be on 10000000000.
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20 Oct 2005, 18:52
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The brother of Spammer
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
Because R15 hasn't started yet
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20 Oct 2005, 18:53
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Guy next door
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
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Originally Posted by buddies
R15
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Eh?
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20 Oct 2005, 18:58
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The brother of Spammer
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
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Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
Eh?
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Planetarion Round 15 that starts on the 28th.
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20 Oct 2005, 18:59
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Lucky
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
Quote:
Originally Posted by buddies
Planetarion Round 15 that starts on the 28th.
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20 Oct 2005, 19:14
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hated dead or alive
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
I am much better at making up 10 reasons to stay away from it to be honest..
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20 Oct 2005, 19:15
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
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Originally Posted by sigrid
I am much better at making up 10 reasons to stay away from it to be honest..
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I suggest you follow your own advice.
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20 Oct 2005, 19:18
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hated dead or alive
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
you dont actually think i'd do you that favour do you?
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20 Oct 2005, 19:19
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
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Originally Posted by sigrid
you dont actually think i'd do you that favour do you?
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is admitting that you use the forums only to annoy other users enough of a reason for a ban?
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20 Oct 2005, 19:20
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I am.
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
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Originally Posted by Deepflow
is admitting that you use the forums only to annoy other users enough of a reason for a ban?
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I vote yes.
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20 Oct 2005, 19:24
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Canadian to the Core
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
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Originally Posted by Deepflow
is admitting that you use the forums only to annoy other users enough of a reason for a ban?
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She's better at it now then when she played PA.
<3 you Siggy
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20 Oct 2005, 19:25
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Avenger of Calamari
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
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Originally Posted by dda
After an exhastive research effort lasting for several minutes, I have compiled the 10 most common reasons for becoming a member of GD.
9. When I'm on GD I don't feel quite so geeky.
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My motives have been discovered... Heeeelp
Last edited by Squidly; 20 Oct 2005 at 20:09.
Reason: Aah go away. Or at least tell me who you are.
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20 Oct 2005, 19:30
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BlueTuba
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
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Originally Posted by Deepflow
is admitting that you use the forums only to annoy other users enough of a reason for a ban?
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generally yes, unless the mods find it amusing in which case no.
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20 Oct 2005, 19:31
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hated dead or alive
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
not doing somebody a favour is hardly admitting i am here to annoy you all, now is it?
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20 Oct 2005, 19:33
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
well its the only thing which even vaguely equates to a "reason" that you have so far given. So i think its safe to assume that's what it is.
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20 Oct 2005, 19:34
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hated dead or alive
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
I dont think i owe anybody a reason to post here Nor does anybody else.
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20 Oct 2005, 19:37
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The brother of Spammer
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
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Originally Posted by sigrid
not doing somebody a favour is hardly admitting i am here to annoy you all, now is it?
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If it was the case most ppl on GD would be banned.
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20 Oct 2005, 19:37
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
oh i see, now you turn on the sweetness, when things get dicey.
typical.
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20 Oct 2005, 19:38
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hated dead or alive
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
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20 Oct 2005, 19:46
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
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Originally Posted by sigrid
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20 Oct 2005, 19:48
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deserves a medal
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
So the drug is called rohypnol ehhh..
Thx I had forgotten the name
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20 Oct 2005, 19:52
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
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Originally Posted by Alessio
So the drug is called rohypnol ehhh..
Thx I had forgotten the name
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rohypnol isnt actually the most commonly used date rape drug.
true story.
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20 Oct 2005, 19:53
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Bored
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
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Originally Posted by Deepflow
rohypnol isnt actually the most commonly used date rape drug.
true story.
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I'm betting alcohol...
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20 Oct 2005, 19:56
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
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I'm betting alcohol...
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nah, people are considered to be responsible for their actions on alchohol, which i assume would mean it doesnt count.
of course, im no lawyer.
actually, thats an interesting question, are people ALWAYS considered responsible for their actions? If for example someone spikes you and you go crazy (or sleep with someone you didnt want to) are you responsible?
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20 Oct 2005, 20:07
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hated dead or alive
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
legally you are NOT always responsible for your actions, there are several reasons why the court will not hold you responsible.
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20 Oct 2005, 20:18
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
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Originally Posted by sigrid
legally you are NOT always responsible for your actions, there are several reasons why the court will not hold you responsible.
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Such as?
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20 Oct 2005, 20:23
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
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being mentall ill, or under duress
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well those are a given, obviously.
i wonder if dutchland has any crazy laws saying that you can't be arrested if you committed the crime whilst holding a duck under your arm on the third thursday of march.
or something.
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20 Oct 2005, 20:27
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
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Originally Posted by sigrid
I dont think i owe anybody a reason to post here Nor does anybody else.
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Actually everyone has to submit their reason for posting on GD to me after a 3 month trial period. Did you know deepflow is allowed to continue posting because otherwise he's going to go on a murderous rampage across middle england? True story.
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20 Oct 2005, 21:16
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
11. My life is a meaningless cesspit of sick.
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20 Oct 2005, 21:25
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Clerk
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
My reason is that this forum has some of the best people I've encountered on the internet.
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20 Oct 2005, 21:29
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
1) Nodrog posts
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20 Oct 2005, 21:55
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
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Originally Posted by Nodrog
1) Nodrog posts
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Is "posts" a plural noun or a verb?
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20 Oct 2005, 22:09
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
A plural noun, the verb reading would be bad grammar (sentence fragment).
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20 Oct 2005, 22:12
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
Quote:
Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
Actually everyone has to submit their reason for posting on GD to me after a 3 month trial period. Did you know deepflow is allowed to continue posting because otherwise he's going to go on a murderous rampage across middle england? True story.
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It's true.
I have to post at least once a day, otherwise 37 blonde swedish virgins get sacrificed to dragons.
I think MM is posting because if he doesn't, his superhuman strength will expire. Kind of like a geeky Samson.
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20 Oct 2005, 22:18
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
I have to post here everyday because if I didnt then a girl might talk to me and it would be scary
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20 Oct 2005, 22:28
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
I just have an ASBO banning me from the local farms so have nothing else to do
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20 Oct 2005, 22:33
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
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Originally Posted by dda
After an exhastive research effort lasting for several minutes,
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Obviously not a student. No self-respecting student would spend that long researching
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9. When I'm on GD I don't feel quite so geeky.
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I wouldn't say geeky. Homosexual, yes. Kinky, perhaps. Maybe even stupid with some threads. But geeky?
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7. I thought that GD was a rohypnol users support group.
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Isn't it?
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6. I heard that the Mods were really hot.
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Who claimed this???
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2. GD is proof positive that there is no such thing as "intelligent design."
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Only because the IRC channel now has this in the topic.
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1. To be able to speak directly to God.
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Well, you have to give JJ a forum pm usually :-)
I'm not sure the excuse I created for posting here. Possibly that I'd go insane if I didn't have somewhere to unleash general frustration when discussing some matters with the PA Community who refuse to give up that their idea is the best. Maybe we could weed some of the less intelligent ones out by making the login questions harder
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21 Oct 2005, 10:31
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
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Originally Posted by Nodrog
A plural noun, the verb reading would be bad grammar (sentence fragment).
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However, it could merely be a sign of you being overly concise for emphasis.
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21 Oct 2005, 11:45
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
However, it could merely be a sign of you being overly concise for emphasis.
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No.
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21 Oct 2005, 12:04
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
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You must spread... etc
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21 Oct 2005, 12:07
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
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Top 10 reasons for coming to GD
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To advertsise shit links.
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21 Oct 2005, 14:27
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
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Originally Posted by idimmu
being mentall ill, or under duress
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Would be being hypnotised count as well?
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21 Oct 2005, 14:30
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
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Would be being hypnotised count as well?
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wouldnt that be 'under the influence'
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21 Oct 2005, 14:39
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
I come onto GD to both talk to intelligent young men and to flirt with stupid young men.
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21 Oct 2005, 15:13
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Re: Top 10 Reasons for Coming to GD
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
I come onto GD to both talk to intelligent young men and to flirt with stupid young men.
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thwarted on both counts then eh...
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