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15 Aug 2003, 23:05
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Paintballing
going tomorrow, never been before
please give me advice so i don't die
ta
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
Are the best i've ever had
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15 Aug 2003, 23:07
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Watch Spaced.
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15 Aug 2003, 23:08
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Watch Spaced.
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Useful advice that i can implement before tomorrow morning would be good
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
Are the best i've ever had
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15 Aug 2003, 23:09
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Infallible
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Milton Keynes, UK
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Wear groin protection.
Theres a link I could show which demonstrates why.
However, I would probably be banned for it.
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15 Aug 2003, 23:10
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i should have asked for all of this advise a few days ago
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
Are the best i've ever had
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15 Aug 2003, 23:10
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I play the double-bass.
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Location: Germany
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run, run fast
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The music called Jaazzz..
Charlie Mingus, such nimble fingers
Droppin the bass, all over the place
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15 Aug 2003, 23:16
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
Useful advice that i can implement before tomorrow morning would be good
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There's an episode which has a large paintballing section.
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15 Aug 2003, 23:16
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dave
Wear groin protection.
Theres a link I could show which demonstrates why.
However, I would probably be banned for it.
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That's in the episode of spaced too.
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15 Aug 2003, 23:17
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I'm great!
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Location: Leeds
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Point your gun at people and pull the trigger. Saving that, faking a collapsed lung may help you avoid death at the hands of the paint-firing squad.
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15 Aug 2003, 23:17
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Infallible
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
That's in the episode of spaced too.
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Ah well, I've never seen or heard of spaced.
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15 Aug 2003, 23:18
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dave
Ah well, I've never seen or heard of spaced.
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If you didn't live in the UK, you could be forgiven.
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15 Aug 2003, 23:26
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J to the C to the A G E
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Don't shoot until you are close enough to get a clear shot. You only have a limited supply of ammo, and the paintballs just swerve miles from long range.
Don't fire too fast, it will make the paintballs break in the gun, and you won't be able to fire. That is, assuming you will be using one of the site designated guns which aren't very good.
When you are supposed to be attacking, don't just sit back. The chances are there will be a time limit. Go in with a group, and actually attack. If you sit there you'll lose anyway. The pain is seriously overrated.
Mind you, you probably shouldn't take my advice. I've only been around 10 times, so I probably have no idea what I'm talking about.
Remember: Noone likes a pussy.
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15 Aug 2003, 23:56
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Mr. Blobby
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The paint doesn't taste good.
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15 Aug 2003, 23:57
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Quote:
Originally posted by Leshy
The paint doesn't taste good.
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I like it.
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16 Aug 2003, 00:10
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Ancient
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Don't be sucked into bunkers. Chances are, if you do, the opposing team will rush you. That will cause you distress. Distress means you will screw up, and end up with line of welts on your chest. (which need to be shown off to all your friends, and random strangers). :-)
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Dreaming away from this nightmare
A digital world where everyone feeds on lies
Falling from grace, the human race
Religion can never unite us
Only a few will stay on the barricades"
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16 Aug 2003, 00:40
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Lucky
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aim for the head. it may cost you 30 balls to hit one, but if you hit it, it gives great satisfaction!
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16 Aug 2003, 01:09
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Cute Kitten
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If you get a little bag of ammo, wear it 'sporran style' down in front. If it gets a direct hit you will be so glad it was there.
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16 Aug 2003, 08:00
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Banned
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1) Don't forget to bunnyhop as you run for cover.
2) If you get shot in the head, its because the enemy is using a head shot script, call them a fag from across the battlefield.
3) Chill your paintballs overnight, it will hurt more when you hit someone.
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16 Aug 2003, 10:28
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Rawr rawr
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oh... and don't shoot at people with real guns
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16 Aug 2003, 16:03
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Back from timeout.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Woof
1) Don't forget to bunnyhop as you run for cover.
2) If you get shot in the head, its because the enemy is using a head shot script, call them a fag from across the battlefield.
3) Chill your paintballs overnight, it will hurt more when you hit someone.
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rofl
Real advice -
Constantly move. Dont stop, unless your going to camp somewhere, and if you do, make sure those sneaky ****ers cant sneak up behind you.
Getting inside of a building would be a good thing.
1. It gives you a vantage point.
2. Cover from incoming paintballs.
3. The enemy has to walk thru the door to get in.
4. Almost inpenetrable unless you dont know how to shoot whoever walks thru the door.
5. Unless they have paint grenades, your safest in a building.
If you see water - hide in it.
My brother is ex-military, and he shot me 4 times in the back because i was stupid enough to think that he wouldnt lay down in thecreek with a snorkel.
Alot of other ****, but i cba to write it down.
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16 Aug 2003, 19:17
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Quote:
Originally posted by LHC
Don't shoot until you are close enough to get a clear shot. You only have a limited supply of ammo, and the paintballs just swerve miles from long range.
Don't fire too fast, it will make the paintballs break in the gun, and you won't be able to fire. That is, assuming you will be using one of the site designated guns which aren't very good.
When you are supposed to be attacking, don't just sit back. The chances are there will be a time limit. Go in with a group, and actually attack. If you sit there you'll lose anyway. The pain is seriously overrated.
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Dead right
Make sure to get someone shoot you in practice. Then youll know how sore it is (sore, but not unbearable - you need to "bleed" yourself into the way of things though)
If you listen to Quazok, make sure to miss paintballing and go to a real war. Theres having fun, having serious fun, and being an OTT idiot.
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18 Aug 2003, 03:56
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Back from timeout.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Deffeh
If you listen to Qazok, make sure to miss paintballing and go to a real war. Theres having fun, having serious fun, and being an OTT idiot.
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I play to win
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Gay ducks only do it because it impresses their peers.
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