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19 Jul 2003, 10:30
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Good Son
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Finland
Posts: 3,991
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Cunning, Very.
Oh yes. I'm having a hot date with a VERY foxy gothic-style (oh bollocks, it's just a minor drawback, she's hot) girl, and I'm about to head off in 10 minutes.
I showered.
I brushed my tooth.
I did my hair.
Used half a bottle of Empirio Armani's White (deodorant).
I picked up a nice black (synthetic fibers rock), tight shirt with some grey tribals on the back.
I picked up some nice pants.
Took a look at the mirror and thought "If I'd be a girl and see a bloke like myself at the moment at the street, I'd get a heavy boner." (Except that girls don't get boners of course.
Now, Did I forget anything?
Except for the fact that it's +28 Celcius in the shades outside, and the sun is burning. And the shirt is, I reckon...
Hmm...
Change, or just go for the Style before purpose and hope my Armani holds?
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"Oh, wretched race of a day, children of chance and misery, why do ye compel me to say to you what it were most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is for ever beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. The second best for you, however, is soon to die". Silenus, tutor to Dionysos, speaking to King Midas.
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19 Jul 2003, 10:34
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Oslo
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Hope yer armani holds ;P
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19 Jul 2003, 10:38
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Good Son
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Finland
Posts: 3,991
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Quote:
Originally posted by das_experiment
Hope yer armani holds ;P
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You being the only one responding in time I'll put my five cents on that.
And wish for some clouds.
+5 ARMANI BOTTLE OF SWEAT PROTECTION FS.
Thumbs up then, I doubt I'll get laid but I'll try run for the second base at least. Tits, that is.
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"Oh, wretched race of a day, children of chance and misery, why do ye compel me to say to you what it were most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is for ever beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. The second best for you, however, is soon to die". Silenus, tutor to Dionysos, speaking to King Midas.
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19 Jul 2003, 10:51
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Wearing Speedos
Posts: 1,021
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Black looks cool, no matter how hot it is!
Don't forget to take some gum or Ice White strips for that last minute fresh breath confidence!
Good luck with second base
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19 Jul 2003, 11:20
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
Posts: 1,891
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Are you going to get dressed once your get there then? Because I suggest putting on clothes aswell as picking them up, off the floor presumably. Spend too much money on Armani products, not enough on closets, cupboards and drawers.
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19 Jul 2003, 13:40
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Chimping
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Newcastle, England.
Posts: 350
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Bloomers is genuinely funny.
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19 Jul 2003, 13:42
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: autogenic misery
Posts: 872
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Tietäjä, you sound like a genuine gay.
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19 Jul 2003, 14:31
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loved
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: rocking his world
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Re: Cunning, Very.
Quote:
Originally posted by Tietäjä
I brushed my tooth.
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This worried me.
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19 Jul 2003, 15:17
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
Posts: 19,441
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Re: Re: Cunning, Very.
Quote:
Originally posted by Danae
This worried me.
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Yes, I for one would be more worried about the fact you've ONLY GOT ONE ****ING TOOTH than sweating a little in the sun.
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19 Jul 2003, 15:19
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Unknown:Blindfolded!!!
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Re: Re: Re: Cunning, Very.
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Originally posted by JonnyBGood
Yes, I for one would be more worried about the fact you've ONLY GOT ONE ****ING TOOTH than sweating a little in the sun.
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Maybe its his lucky charm (trophy from his last g/f or what not) rather than the actual teeth in his mouth.
Then again I could be wrong.
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19 Jul 2003, 15:22
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
Posts: 19,441
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Cunning, Very.
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Originally posted by plasmas_arms
Maybe its his lucky charm (trophy from his last g/f or what not) rather than the actual teeth in his mouth.
Then again I could be wrong.
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People steal my lucky charms :(
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19 Jul 2003, 15:25
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Unknown:Blindfolded!!!
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Cunning, Very.
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Originally posted by JonnyBGood
People steal my lucky charms
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Little people by any chance??
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19 Jul 2003, 15:27
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
Posts: 19,441
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Cunning, Very.
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Originally posted by plasmas_arms
Little people by any chance??
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Quiet you.
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19 Jul 2003, 15:50
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Lets face it, most people on here won't have even seen a woman in ten years, so these sorts of threads are fairly pointless.
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19 Jul 2003, 16:21
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Sept 2057
Posts: 1,813
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
Lets face it, most people on here won't have even seen a woman in ten years, so these sorts of threads are fairly pointless.
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Lies.
I saw my mum yesterday
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19 Jul 2003, 16:30
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally posted by xtothez
Lies.
I saw my mum yesterday
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I thought u were adopted
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