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Unread 19 Jul 2003, 10:30   #1
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Cunning, Very.

Oh yes. I'm having a hot date with a VERY foxy gothic-style (oh bollocks, it's just a minor drawback, she's hot) girl, and I'm about to head off in 10 minutes.

I showered.
I brushed my tooth.
I did my hair.
Used half a bottle of Empirio Armani's White (deodorant).
I picked up a nice black (synthetic fibers rock), tight shirt with some grey tribals on the back.
I picked up some nice pants.
Took a look at the mirror and thought "If I'd be a girl and see a bloke like myself at the moment at the street, I'd get a heavy boner." (Except that girls don't get boners of course.

Now, Did I forget anything?

Except for the fact that it's +28 Celcius in the shades outside, and the sun is burning. And the shirt is, I reckon...

Hmm...

Change, or just go for the Style before purpose and hope my Armani holds?
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Unread 19 Jul 2003, 10:34   #2
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Hope yer armani holds ;P
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Unread 19 Jul 2003, 10:38   #3
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Hope yer armani holds ;P
You being the only one responding in time I'll put my five cents on that.

And wish for some clouds.

+5 ARMANI BOTTLE OF SWEAT PROTECTION FS.

Thumbs up then, I doubt I'll get laid but I'll try run for the second base at least. Tits, that is.
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Unread 19 Jul 2003, 10:51   #4
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Black looks cool, no matter how hot it is!
Don't forget to take some gum or Ice White strips for that last minute fresh breath confidence!

Good luck with second base
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Unread 19 Jul 2003, 11:20   #5
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Are you going to get dressed once your get there then? Because I suggest putting on clothes aswell as picking them up, off the floor presumably. Spend too much money on Armani products, not enough on closets, cupboards and drawers.
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Tietäjä, you sound like a genuine gay.
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Re: Cunning, Very.

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I brushed my tooth.
This worried me.
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Unread 19 Jul 2003, 15:17   #9
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Re: Re: Cunning, Very.

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This worried me.

Yes, I for one would be more worried about the fact you've ONLY GOT ONE ****ING TOOTH than sweating a little in the sun.
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Re: Re: Re: Cunning, Very.

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Yes, I for one would be more worried about the fact you've ONLY GOT ONE ****ING TOOTH than sweating a little in the sun.
Maybe its his lucky charm (trophy from his last g/f or what not) rather than the actual teeth in his mouth.


Then again I could be wrong.
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Unread 19 Jul 2003, 15:22   #11
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Maybe its his lucky charm (trophy from his last g/f or what not) rather than the actual teeth in his mouth.


Then again I could be wrong.

People steal my lucky charms :(
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Cunning, Very.

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Little people by any chance??
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Cunning, Very.

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Little people by any chance??

Quiet you.
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Lets face it, most people on here won't have even seen a woman in ten years, so these sorts of threads are fairly pointless.
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Lets face it, most people on here won't have even seen a woman in ten years, so these sorts of threads are fairly pointless.
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