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Unread 18 Aug 2003, 16:51   #51
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After reading that there is possible another girl interested in him and he can apparently get laid any time he likes by going clubbing, AND turned sex with the woman he loves, am I the only one who not quite as sympathetic for Mr. Mong as they were at the start of this thread?
Well, my life perhaps isn't as easy as you summarise

- If I really try, I can pull something half-decent in a club*
- I think the girl at work is interested, but she could just be teasing.
- I'm not sure I can have sex with the woman I love** now.

All I was saying is that I'm not a socially inept geek - it's just that this woman has my head messed up and I dunno what to do!

* But I'm not into random shaggery and have very rarely indulged.
** I'm not sure I "love" her, but I like her A Lot.

Don't worry, I'm currently as unsuccesful as many of you reading this

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Mong, why do you care? Girl or no girl nothing will have changed. It's all stupid.
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Mong, why do you care? Girl or no girl nothing will have changed. It's all stupid.
It is?

Why?

Huh?

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Mong, why do you care? Girl or no girl nothing will have changed. It's all stupid.
Someone's upset at only getting a 2 in STEP III.
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Someone's upset at only getting a 2 in STEP III.
Step by step, ooo baby...

So nobody here has an amazing idea for me, eh?

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Step by step, ooo baby...

So nobody here has an amazing idea for me, eh?

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It is all so easy - just ask the person you 'like a lot' if she fancies going for a drink with you after work - invite nobody else of course. Make it obvious that you like her but don't come out and tell her. Make her think you 'like her a lot' yet not be 100% certain - should keep her interested. So you go out for a drink with just her and see what goes on from there. No point being shy about it. If you don't try something your gonna be wondering whether something might have come of it for the next year or so and every time you see her again. If you do go for it and it doesn't work out who cares? Stay as mates. At least you'll know. If you do go for it and it does work out..........well obviously it is a good thing.

Go for it. As they say in Monty Pythons Life Of Brian, "You were born with nothing, you will die with nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!"
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Or you could do what that 16 year old in america planned on doing: Run her over then have sex with her corpse...
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Make it obvious that you like her but don't come out and tell her.
Oh I told her this a couple of weeks ago, right after she told me the same thing. Right after we'd had a shower, right after we'd... yeah, you get the idea

Apparently I'm going to her's and cooking her dinner next week. So she says. But this was part of a string of txts (we have 10-20 each day).

*sigh*

I envisage her and her ex getting reaquainted at the weekend, and me left cursing myself for not being more assertive!!

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Then phone her and ask her if she wants to go out for a drink on Saturday - no more worrying about an ex now (also she will find it difficult to decline if you phone her - if you want to be nicer text her but if you just want to make sure she ain't gonna be seeing this other bloke phone her).

[Edit]Or ask her when you go round hers - make sure you do don't just leave it and don't wait for her to make the moves - if you are really interested you have to grab it - no half-arsed measures thankyou[/Edit]
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Just been on the phone (she called me), she's coming round later to say hi after visiting some mates. Hrm...

Do I make a move tonight then?!

What the **** do I do?!?

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If the situation feels right go for it. You will know when it's the right time to make your move. If it doesn't happen make sure you arrange another time to meet up - preferably somewhere neutral like a pub or somesuch. You could always show her this thread........
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Just go for it... playing the gentleman is all well and good. but if you do it for too long maybe she WILL start to think you don't fancy her. If she is into you as much as you are into her then she is going to be hypothesising about every possible thing, and continually turning her down is just going to add to a big pile of insecurities. And im not sure calling someone beautiful while they are naked on top of you is seen as always the most sincere comment in the world... well, maybe at the time, but in retrospect (im getting lost now... but you know what i meant).

also... go to the festival etc everywhere else with her... whats the point in leaving any doubt? Its not really going to get you anywhere is it?
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Just got a call... she's coming round. At 23.40.

Weird.

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Just got a call... she's coming round. At 23.40.

Weird.

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Did you talk it out???
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bah first he makes me all curious and now he aint telling :|
i do hope you guys had a great night and that you worked things out.
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Well....

We had it out, big talk, not much shouting

Then we got it on Although I refused to actually have sex until she's sorted out her ex. Which leaves me feeling all gentlemanly, and also leaves her lusting for more

Result?!

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Well....

We had it out, big talk, not much shouting

Then we got it on Although I refused to actually have sex until she's sorted out her ex. Which leaves me feeling all gentlemanly, and also leaves her lusting for more

Result?!

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See knew there was nothing to worry about!
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What will happen next is that she will say stuff like 'I love everything about you' and 'Dont change' before going through all your clothes and getting rid of the stuff that is 'too old' then your friends will be quietly pushed aside as they are 'bad influences'.

Once you are married that lovely free spirited girl will turn into the EVIL BITCH QUEEN FROM HELL and your life will turn to misery. Everything you do will be wrong as it's not done 'Her Way'. Stuff that is important to you like NOT MISSING AN F1 RACE IN 15 F'KIN YEARS is described as silly because Sainsbury's isnt as busy on a Sunday and god help you if you decide that there is a slight chance that the dumb arse film on Living TV about some bint's life long struggle against fanny itch might not be as interesting as LIVE WORLD CUP FOOTBALL and you just happen to mention it in passing

Of course, dont let my experiences put you off in any way. I am sure every will be just peachy

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What will happen next is that she will say stuff like 'I love everything about you' and 'Dont change' before going through all your clothes and getting rid of the stuff that is 'too old' then your friends will be quietly pushed aside as they are 'bad influences'.

Once you are married that lovely free spirited girl will turn into the EVIL BITCH QUEEN FROM HELL and your life will turn to misery. Everything you do will be wrong as it's not done 'Her Way'. Stuff that is important to you like NOT MISSING AN F1 RACE IN 15 F'KIN YEARS is described as silly because Sainsbury's isnt as busy on a Sunday and god help you if you decide that there is a slight chance that the dumb arse film on Living TV about some bint's life long struggle against fanny itch might not be as interesting as LIVE WORLD CUP FOOTBALL and you just happen to mention it in passing
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... EVIL BITCH QUEEN FROM HELL ...
Hehe

I almost got married to one such EBQFH some years ago. Lucky escape!!

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You do realise that by not taking advantage of her you're turning yourself from potential shag-material into a friend? Dangerous tactic.
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You do realise that by not taking advantage of her you're turning yourself from potential shag-material into a friend? Dangerous tactic.
We've been mates for 5 years before we started getting jiggy

Anyway she has gone away with a bunch of mates including her ex to the Leeds festival. She says she's gonna talk with him and stuff. I pointed out that the fact they're sharing a tent for 4 days is hardly gonna help constructive convo.

I've told her to **** off and leave me alone* and that I don't want to see her anymore. Which is totally at odds with what I was saying just a few days ago. But the girl really needs to sort her head out, and I guess I'm not helping.


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrghghghhhhhhhhh! (etc)

* But more politely!

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I'd love to hun, but I'm going to the Tribal Gathering Warehouse Party!!

If you're ever in the UK, gimme a call

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I pity your desperation.


In an offer to help I can enter IRC with the handle 'Randy17' and engage in conversation with you about my sexual desires and how you can fulfill them. This would, I recon, give you a some sort of satisfaciton. Of course, I shall pretend to be female for your benefit.


Shall it be arranged?




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In an offer to help I can enter IRC with the handle 'Randy17' and engage in conversation with you about my sexual desires and how you can fulfill them. This would, I recon, give you a some sort of satisfaciton. Of course, I shall pretend to be female for your benefit.


Shall it be arranged?




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Write another chapter, your life is far from over dear.

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This thread has gone a bit off topic

"She" has just started sending me loads of texts. Says she's pissed and I should talk to her. I'm so far declining!!

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I got pretty mashed last night. I don't think I spoke to her, but I can't be 100%

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