Things im going to implement into life v4.32 whether you like it or not
[list=1][*]No one will be allowed to cover songs i like[*]Stupid people with ridiculous accents wont be allowed to reproduce.[*]All things **** in the world should be sent to Australia. This means wasps, NASCAR, evanescence, and tony martin. If we group all the "****" in one landmass, the rest of the world will improve. In time we can build a huge bubble around the outside of australia so that the flying and swimming nasties cant get out.[*]Gay or straight, no one should be allowed to flaunt their sexuality where its not wanted. Especially not in the morning when im trying to eat my breakfast at work, you fat ****[*]Dogs shouldnt be allowed on public transport of any kind, unless they are guide dogs. Also, no dog that looks like a pin cushion is allowed to be owned by a male or an under 50 of either sex. And no dog that looks semi dangerous should be allowed out in public places. The fine for dogs ****ting in public places is death for the dog, and 20 grand to be paid to the cats protection league.[*]Anyone professing to be a gangster should be invited to go **** themselves. Alternatively, locking them all up in a room together till just one is left alive is a healthy and efficient option. The remaining gangster shall be crowned the hardest, and hung publicly.[*]Pepsi should be made twice as expensive as Coca-Cola, so no one has an excuse to buy it.[*]**** music should stop being tolerated under the poor excuse of "musical diversity"[*]Employers should have the right to discriminate in certain circumstances, for example, knowing a candidate reads a gossip magazine should be case enough for dismissing their application[/list=1]
Thats all i could really think of in 5 minutes. There will be more ammendments shortly
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