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23 Dec 2003, 09:50
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I get this funny feeling
in the pit of my stomach when i think about her.
what should I do?
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[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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23 Dec 2003, 09:56
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Re: I get this funny feeling
Bang her, and her best friend!
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I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
hahahahahahaha, get it?
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23 Dec 2003, 10:01
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Re: I get this funny feeling
She's already my best friend
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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23 Dec 2003, 10:04
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th0ng gimp
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Re: I get this funny feeling
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Originally Posted by Pyr0 MK III
in the pit of my stomach when i think about her.
what should I do?
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Take Remigel
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23 Dec 2003, 10:10
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Re: I get this funny feeling
I spose i must be in love
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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23 Dec 2003, 10:12
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Re: I get this funny feeling
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Originally Posted by Pyr0 MK III
She's already my best friend
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You've walked into the friendship trap then huh?
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I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
hahahahahahaha, get it?
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23 Dec 2003, 10:15
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Re: I get this funny feeling
I started by being just friends, but now i've become interested.
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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23 Dec 2003, 10:18
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Re: I get this funny feeling
Never Become Friends With Girls You Could Potentially Fall In Love With!
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I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
hahahahahahaha, get it?
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23 Dec 2003, 10:38
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Re: I get this funny feeling
its the first infactuation thingy
to make you all wanting her and stuff so you will make babies
nothing to worry about
its nice
enjoy it while it lasts
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23 Dec 2003, 10:44
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Re: I get this funny feeling
Women builds nests.
Just like birds, they want to reproduce. Afterwards, your not even ****ed.
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I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
hahahahahahaha, get it?
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23 Dec 2003, 12:05
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Re: I get this funny feeling
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Originally Posted by madi
its the first infactuation thingy
to make you all wanting her and stuff so you will make babies
nothing to worry about
its nice
enjoy it while it lasts
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So its going somewhere?
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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23 Dec 2003, 13:05
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Re: I get this funny feeling
no
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23 Dec 2003, 13:15
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Re: I get this funny feeling
I get this funny feeling in my penis when I think about Dace
what should i do?
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23 Dec 2003, 13:16
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th0ng gimp
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Re: I get this funny feeling
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Originally Posted by Pyr0 MK III
I spose i must be in love
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Its not love its indigestion
I get it all the time :/
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23 Dec 2003, 13:17
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Re: I get this funny feeling
pff
youre not in love, youve just got a crush
its still nice tho
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23 Dec 2003, 13:25
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Re: I get this funny feeling
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So its going somewhere?
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that depends on how she feels
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23 Dec 2003, 13:25
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Re: I get this funny feeling
Girls just give you herpes, stay clear of them!
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23 Dec 2003, 13:34
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Re: I get this funny feeling
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Originally Posted by Grimble v2.0
I get this funny feeling in my penis when I think about Dace
what should i do?
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Cut it off! Cut it off! Cut it off! :(
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23 Dec 2003, 13:35
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th0ng gimp
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Re: I get this funny feeling
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that depends on how she feels
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actually it will always go somewhere - just whetehr the route is what you want or not.
I personally think he should ask for some rough sex and then say he always prefered her sister.
That way when she slaps you you can rememebr her as being the bad one.
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23 Dec 2003, 13:36
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Re: I get this funny feeling
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Originally Posted by Grimble v2.0
I get this funny feeling in my penis when I think about Dace
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Have you been checked for clemidia? STD's sometiomes do that to you
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23 Dec 2003, 13:37
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Re: I get this funny feeling
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without photos this thread is shallow and full of hate
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Just like your life then kung fu boy?
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23 Dec 2003, 13:42
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Re: I get this funny feeling
i had the stomach thing about a girl last year up to the point where she made me vomit by seeing her...
a la the one in south park... so i go back on what i said earlier, its not ALWAYS good.
(+ she didnt fancy me ((((((( )
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23 Dec 2003, 13:44
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Re: I get this funny feeling
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Originally Posted by Deepflow
i had the stomach thing about a girl last year up to the point where she made me vomit by seeing her...
a la the one in south park... so i go back on what i said earlier, its not ALWAYS good.
(+ she didnt fancy me ((((((( )
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have you thought of having sex with multiple prostitutes?
I hear thailand is a excellent holiday destination.....
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23 Dec 2003, 13:45
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Re: I get this funny feeling
plan!
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23 Dec 2003, 18:06
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Re: I get this funny feeling
What is this thread about? I've lost track.
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23 Dec 2003, 18:08
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Re: I get this funny feeling
im currently dating my best friend
(yes shes female)
and tbh its going quite well. theres very little of the usual shit associated with dating women. i know her. she knows me. relationship is on an equal footing and everything is fine and dandy. tis quite cool in many respect actually....
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23 Dec 2003, 18:10
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Re: I get this funny feeling
I dated my best friend for a while, then I broke up with her, now we're friends again.
Now I'm dating someone else, and she's lovely
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23 Dec 2003, 18:34
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Re: I get this funny feeling
my gf is my best friend... (ah how sweet...)
(slept together first night we met so no chance of friendship building first)
But if I break up with her I lose my best friend at the same time. (she wouldn't handle being just friends)
I'm stuck...
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23 Dec 2003, 18:44
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Re: I get this funny feeling
Kill her now before you can get hurt by losing her as your gf and as your best friend.
This way hurts half as much.
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23 Dec 2003, 18:45
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Re: I get this funny feeling
i'm in the same situation with one of my housemates, can't let anything happen though because if it all went wrong that'd be completely ****ed and would **** everyone else up. she has a boyfriend too but i think she likes me more.
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23 Dec 2003, 18:51
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Re: I get this funny feeling
i screw my best friend sometimes, she's well nice, but we've never actually d8ed....
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23 Dec 2003, 19:23
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Re: I get this funny feeling
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
Kill her now before you can get hurt by losing her as your gf and as your best friend.
This way hurts half as much.
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I need a replacement first...
All the ones I had in place have fallen through...
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23 Dec 2003, 19:34
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Re: I get this funny feeling
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I'm shallow and full of hate. Someone post some nude pics!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cynical Oracle
Never Become Friends With Girls You Could Potentially Fall In Love With!
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http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html
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23 Dec 2003, 19:40
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Re: I get this funny feeling
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this is being emailed to all my female friends!
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23 Dec 2003, 19:42
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Re: I get this funny feeling
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That's actually really good.
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Convieniently, the ladder theory answers the oft asked question, "What is the purpose of life?" The purpose of life is to move up the ladder. The person you are with now should be better (higher on your ladder) than the person you were last with. Okay it's not perfect but if you have no direction in life, trying to **** hotter and hotter chicks or richer and richer guys is as good a place as any to start.
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23 Dec 2003, 20:06
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Re: I get this funny feeling
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That's actually really good.
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I prefer:
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There are exactly 3 cases Intellectual Whores has identified whereby a guy and a girl can be friends:
The guy is gay
The guy does not find you attractive.
The guy already has a woman much higher than you on the ladder
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Says: I want a man who is motivated and has goals.
Means: I want a rich man
Says: I want a man who knows how to treat a woman.
Means: I want a rich man
Says: He's from a really good family.
Means: He's from a really rich family.
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Man this is gold. Wheres my notebook. It's all making sense!
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23 Dec 2003, 23:33
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Re: I get this funny feeling
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I get this funny feeling in my penis when I think about Dace
what should i do?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Embroglio
Cut it off! Cut it off! Cut it off! :(
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Re: I get this funny feeling
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I started by being just friends, but now i've become interested.
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OH, a tale as old as time.
Do you know how adam and eve started out?
It took a severe case of drunkiness so adam could forget they were just friends.
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24 Dec 2003, 12:48
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Re: I get this funny feeling
shut up muslim
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24 Dec 2003, 14:44
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Re: I get this funny feeling
<laff>
You can explain that she is too attractive or you can be blunt and say you don't want to bend your "friends" over a table and **** them, but would rather play poker and go to the races with them, thus disqualifying her from friendship. As long as you are clear. This may scare a girl away. But if it does what would you want with such a skittish little twit anyway?
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