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19 Jan 2004, 23:09
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a little bit broken
Join Date: Jun 2003
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My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
what am i going to do with myself?
i cant even watch normal TV because it will only tune into the scart lead
its going to be like being in the dark ages or something
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(p.s. i have no friends here and live all on my own)
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19 Jan 2004, 23:16
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Insanity Prawn Boy!
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
i have just one thing to say: LOL!!!!!!!
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19 Jan 2004, 23:20
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Gone
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
Rock the Casbah.
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19 Jan 2004, 23:22
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Klaatu barada nikto
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: St. Paul, Minnesota
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till t
Read a book.
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19 Jan 2004, 23:27
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#planetarion
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Birmingham, UK
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
If you've got a video player you could either watch that, or tune in your telly via that (as it connects via the scart lead)
DVD player?
Books?
Sleep?
Paint the town red? (or whatever colour B&Q have on offer)
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19 Jan 2004, 23:47
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
Free yourself of TV. It's a potent drug
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19 Jan 2004, 23:48
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the merciless
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
Must not troll, must not troll, must not feed .
btw Smallville is aces tonight just to tell yah that madi
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<Sunday8pm> Jas you are a fattie armed slut
<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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19 Jan 2004, 23:48
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
Madi , home , alone , with nothing to do?
Ill be right over ......
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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19 Jan 2004, 23:50
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the merciless
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
Madi , home , alone , with nothing to do?
Ill be right over ......
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For shame.
That was the most obvious comment to make.
I demand more wit next time and less penis thinking.
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<Sunday8pm> Jas you are a fattie armed slut
<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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19 Jan 2004, 23:56
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Gone
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
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Originally Posted by Evergreen
I demand more wit next time and less penis thinking.
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From Kura? Keep hoping.
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19 Jan 2004, 23:58
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
From Kura? Keep hoping.
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Avril seemed to make you start thinking with nobby :/
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19 Jan 2004, 23:58
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the merciless
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
From Kura? Keep hoping.
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You know I always wondered how he wrote all those great legion comics.
Now I know it came from the ****.
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<Sunday8pm> Jas you are a fattie armed slut
<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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20 Jan 2004, 00:01
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Gone
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
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Originally Posted by skiddy
Avril seemed to make you start thinking with nobby :/
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Yes, but I have control, whereas 'Madi thread + Kura = perving.'
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20 Jan 2004, 00:02
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
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Originally Posted by Evergreen
For shame.
That was the most obvious comment to make.
I demand more wit next time and less penis thinking.
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Clearly a sharp wit and genuinely funny comments are lost on this forum.
Besides , youre just suffering from Penis envy again.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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20 Jan 2004, 00:04
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the merciless
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
Clearly a sharp wit and genuinely funny comments are lost on this forum.
Besides , youre just suffering from Penis envy again.
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You say that like we've seen each other's ****s
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<Sunday8pm> Jas you are a fattie armed slut
<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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20 Jan 2004, 00:04
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Käptn Karacho
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till t
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Originally Posted by Tactitus
Read a book.
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lol
no seriously...
lol
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20 Jan 2004, 00:16
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
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Originally Posted by Evergreen
You say that like we've seen each other's ****s
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I decline to comment, if only to unsettle people on the forums.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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20 Jan 2004, 00:20
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the merciless
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
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I decline to comment, if only to unsettle people on the forums.
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If by unsettle you mean arouse most of them.... It's like Yahwe blatant overgayness left a massive void when he was banned that needed to be filled, and when I say massive void, like a black hole of gay that's dragging everyone in and making them want the ****.
Tbh you should be glad you aren't in #forums anymore these days, they were pasting urls of naked young men for a good couple of hours the other night.
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<Sunday8pm> Jas you are a fattie armed slut
<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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20 Jan 2004, 00:22
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
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Originally Posted by Evergreen
If by unsettle you mean arouse most of them.... It's like Yahwe blatant overgayness left a massive void when he was banned that needed to be filled, and when I say massive void, like a black hole of gay that's dragging everyone in and making them want the ****.
Tbh you should be glad you aren't in #forums anymore these days, they were pasting urls of naked young men for a good couple of hours the other night.
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I like how 2 posts ago, i was a pervert for thinking with my penis towards Madi , and 2 posts later , im the Gay heir-apparent to Yahwe.
Wow. THATS turnaround Paul. ****in' A!
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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20 Jan 2004, 00:22
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Gone
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
Kura and Sunday, sitting in a tree,
B-U-M-M-I-N-G.
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20 Jan 2004, 00:58
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Kura and Sunday, sitting in a tree,
B-U-M-M-I-N-G.
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Dont get me started on you and RR and THAT night out.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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20 Jan 2004, 00:59
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the merciless
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
You know madi hasn't said a peep.
I bet she has found something else to do.
IF you hear cries of pain don't knock on that door.
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<Sunday8pm> Jas you are a fattie armed slut
<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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20 Jan 2004, 02:05
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Gone
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
i imagine shes hanged herself
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20 Jan 2004, 02:09
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
i imagine shes hanged herself
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If youve convinced her that the sexiest man on the forums (me) is in fact gay, i can understand why she would want to end it all.
Alternatively by posting she was a single white female all alone in her house, someone has probably gone around there and beat her to death with a shovel before brutally violating the corpse.
Still , its her own fault for telling Dace where she lived.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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20 Jan 2004, 02:13
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Gone
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
If Ive convinced her that Steve tha' wee kilted molestation man is prone to any sort of sexual desire whatsoever, i can understand why she would want to end it all.
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20 Jan 2004, 02:15
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the merciless
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
You know MM it all depends if he's got facial hair or not.
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<Sunday8pm> Jas you are a fattie armed slut
<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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20 Jan 2004, 02:22
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
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Originally Posted by madi
what am i going to do with myself?
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20 Jan 2004, 07:34
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loved
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: rocking his world
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
paint your nails.
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20 Jan 2004, 11:06
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
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Originally Posted by Kurashima
Dont get me started on you and RR and THAT night out.
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what? eeep! i hope your not talking about me???
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20 Jan 2004, 13:22
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a little bit broken
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
i think they are repeating smallville later in the week
and there was something else i normally watch but i cant remember :(
last night i covered myself in mud and steamed myself for half an hour
soaked in a bath reading new scientist and then did my nails :)
that does however leave me with nothing to do tonight :(
oh damn the dodgy electrical goods that provide my entertainment
have read all the books i own
i could go book shopping i suppose
any recomendations ?
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20 Jan 2004, 13:28
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Made of Twigs
Join Date: Jun 2003
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
Download the programs and watch them on ur computer?
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20 Jan 2004, 13:38
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
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Originally Posted by madi
oh damn the dodgy electrical goods that provide my entertainment
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For god sake woman thats really just asking for it. Plus that's making it a little to easy. At least make the dirty minded forum trolls work for it.
Anywho,how bout some Chuck Palahniuk. I read all of Survivor again last night as I had a lack of anything to do. Interesting read's those books of his.
How bout some Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy? Or the Dirk Gently series. Nice safe funny interesting reads.
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
You could just post here for the next few days and let the desperate hoards of luckless losers in life and love perv over you.
You could create an amazon wishlist,you could manipulate them,just like they wish to be manipulated.Manipulated into hoping,wishing that everything will be fine. That someone loves them. That someone even likes them. That the attention the lord on you will somehow reflect back on themselves. That little grain of hope that still keeps their hearts beating and their minds scrambling that somehow they might actually get you to fall in love with them.
They might buy you things. Little signs of their intentions but subtle enough so they think they wont scare you. Books on erotica. Little coffee table photo albums of semi naked perfect models. DVD's that demonstrate they like whatever useless arthouse film you rave about. Pretend to understand it,pretend to like it. Try to change.
And they hope.
That against all the odds you will simply and easily fall for their hidden charms. Their little idiosynchrocies that they hope portray them as quirky and lovable instead of weird and loathable. All the little thoughts in their minds that race back and forth. The self delusion. The tiny nugget of hope that springs from somewhere they see as their soul that lets them keep living. That you might like them,talk to them,love them,meet them,sleep with them,marry them. And everything ends up great.
Even though they know it'll never happen. Even though they know inside,if they looked hard enough,it cant and wont happen.
It could be fun. It could be horrible. Its better than watching repeats of Kirstys Home Videos.
It could all be yours.
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I came, I saw, I shouldn't mix pleasure with carpentry.
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20 Jan 2004, 15:35
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Das Scoot
Join Date: May 2001
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
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Originally Posted by Stew
Download the programs and watch them on ur computer?
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That's what I do...I don't even have TV aside from 2 or 3 staticy channels, but with Kazaa I can start some downloads and the next night I'll have an entire series run. So far I've done that with Smallville, Angel, Buffy, Farscape, currently working on Family Guy and MST3K.
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n00b since Jan 11th, 2001
I don't really know what I'm doing here
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20 Jan 2004, 15:50
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I am an idiot
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
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Originally Posted by madi
have read all the books i own
i could go book shopping i suppose
any recomendations ?
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Fly Fishing by J R Hartley
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20 Jan 2004, 15:54
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Registered User
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
make sure that when he arrives, you have a video camera set up, one of your very attractive blonde friends is just using your shower because hers is blocked.
oh and no socks please, this isn't the 70s.
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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20 Jan 2004, 16:27
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Registered User
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
clearly some Discworld novels should be read!
or you could get off ur bum and come see me? :P
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20 Jan 2004, 17:18
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
This thread contains everything bad about the internet.
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20 Jan 2004, 17:21
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
This thread contains everything bad about the internet.
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You mean you?
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20 Jan 2004, 17:25
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the merciless
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
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Originally Posted by IncubusGod
You mean you?
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Now it does, it couldn't of been said till he posted.
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<Sunday8pm> Jas you are a fattie armed slut
<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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20 Jan 2004, 17:29
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Éire
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
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Originally Posted by Evergreen
Now it does, it couldn't of been said till he posted.
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I think your presence here has confirmed that fact also.
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20 Jan 2004, 17:50
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
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Originally Posted by IncubusGod
You mean you?
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Set Basil to KILL.
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20 Jan 2004, 18:21
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the merciless
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
Madi, read anything by Michael Moore if you want to understand W, Nodrog, Queball, Mrl_Jakiri, Dante Hicks, etc etc.
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<Sunday8pm> Jas you are a fattie armed slut
<Jassy> aryn, how can u let ppl spread shit in this chan? ur not doing ur job properly if u let ppl spread shit
<Jassy> in real life sunday would be in court
<Jassy> i can get him glined
<Jassy> #feds are here to stamp out abuse
<mist|zZz> we don't do channel politics, /ignore is your friend
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20 Jan 2004, 18:22
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
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Madi, understand Mrl_Jakiri
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I think she should set her sights lower, like wading the North Sea, or walking to Mars.
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20 Jan 2004, 18:27
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I am an idiot
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Re: My sky TV is broken *wail* *sob* *howl* and they arent sending an engineer till thurs
Well said Mr_Jakiri
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