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Unread 21 Oct 2002, 19:33   #1
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Happy Birthday Darling
Husband > Here you are love, heres your present
Wife > What is it?
Husband > Its an ADSL plug and play kit
Wife > Whats ADSL?
Husband > Its so you can play games like Quake online really fast
Wife > But you know I don't like computer games
Husband > You ungratefull bitch
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Unread 21 Oct 2002, 19:38   #2
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Unread 21 Oct 2002, 19:42   #3
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Unread 21 Oct 2002, 19:46   #4
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Unread 21 Oct 2002, 19:50   #5
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Unread 21 Oct 2002, 19:53   #6
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Unread 21 Oct 2002, 20:41   #7
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I want a gun.
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Unread 21 Oct 2002, 22:37   #8
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Unread 4 Oct 2003, 01:29   #9
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Re: Happy Birthday Darling
wow this is almost a year ago, isnt it?
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Unread 4 Oct 2003, 01:31   #10
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Unread 4 Oct 2003, 01:33   #11
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Unread 4 Oct 2003, 22:37   #12
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Re: Happy Birthday Darling
actually this joke was on the simpsons
when homer giver marge a bowling ball


and he gets pretteh close from being left behind =(

cheated i mean
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Unread 4 Oct 2003, 23:09   #14
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Re: Happy Birthday Darling
Who posted this thread?
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Unread 5 Oct 2003, 01:21   #15
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Re: Happy Birthday Darling
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Somone whos account was deleted.
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Unread 5 Oct 2003, 01:44   #16
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Re: Happy Birthday Darling
Spooky!

A ghost thread...

it wanders the seven forums searching out new people to be drawn into it through curiosity and having caught them...prolong its life...

Arrr...

etc...

(I like priate noises,they surely rock...Avast!)
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Unread 5 Oct 2003, 15:06   #17
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Re: Happy Birthday Darling
wtf??? sword posted this ages ago?
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Unread 5 Oct 2003, 15:13   #18
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Re: Happy Birthday Darling
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Somone whos account was deleted.
I'd inferred that myself, but who was it?
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Unread 5 Oct 2003, 15:19   #19
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Re: Happy Birthday Darling
hah! my forum necromancy made this thread popular once again*!


*ok, maybe not (postcount ++)
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Unread 5 Oct 2003, 18:42   #20
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this thread winsd my seal of approval
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Unread 7 Oct 2003, 03:48   #21
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Re: Happy Birthday Darling
My initial response in this thread was made by a now deleted account.

HOW COOL IS THAT?!

(obviously not very but stilll ...)
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