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9 Sep 2003, 14:24
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can you succesfully judge the enjoyment of a males orgasms by..
The number of spurts?
If so is there a good numbering scale for intensity?
1 spurt = he looks like he vaguely enjoyed that but I'm not sure
4 spurts = Oh god I think He passed out!!!
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9 Sep 2003, 14:25
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9 Sep 2003, 14:26
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so f*cking zen
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The implications of Sars and Plasmas recent posts just doesn't bear thinking about.
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9 Sep 2003, 14:28
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I think that has more to do whit how long since he last had sex/came, as i think it "fills up" or something.
Of course, a orgasm is more appreciated when it is rare, while a person that gets it ten times a day might not enjoy the single orgasm as highly as the other guy.
Or something. Im not too sure of the details, since i've not studied the phenomenon too much.
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9 Sep 2003, 14:28
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Ajaj Kapten!
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Re: can you succesfully judge the enjoyment of a males orgasms by..
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Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
The number of spurts?
If so is there a good numbering scale for intensity?
1 spurt = he looks like he vaguely enjoyed that but I'm not sure
4 spurts = Oh god I think He passed out!!!
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No
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9 Sep 2003, 14:31
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I tend to go by how long they collapse for afterwards.
Or how quickly they go back to playing on the computer 
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9 Sep 2003, 14:32
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Re: can you succesfully judge the enjoyment of a males orgasms by..
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Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
The number of spurts?
If so is there a good numbering scale for intensity?
1 spurt = he looks like he vaguely enjoyed that but I'm not sure
4 spurts = Oh god I think He passed out!!!
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you're wrong syster
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9 Sep 2003, 14:32
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did a load of you get laid for the first time last night or something?
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9 Sep 2003, 14:33
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Ajaj Kapten!
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Most probably a GD orgy somewere
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9 Sep 2003, 14:37
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I'm worried about them now.
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9 Sep 2003, 14:39
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Re: can you succesfully judge the enjoyment of a males orgasms by..
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Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
The number of spurts?
If so is there a good numbering scale for intensity?
1 spurt = he looks like he vaguely enjoyed that but I'm not sure
4 spurts = Oh god I think He passed out!!!
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Definately not. I can easily fake squirts upto 6, 7 or 8 times so you couldnt really guage how good it was.
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9 Sep 2003, 14:45
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OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IN YOUR FACE!
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9 Sep 2003, 14:50
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OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IN YOUR FACE!
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With bullets or what?
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9 Sep 2003, 15:20
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celery?
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9 Sep 2003, 16:46
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Originally posted by Ärketrollmannen
Most probably a GD orgy somewere
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"GD soap opera getting out of hand"
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9 Sep 2003, 16:49
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Next goal wins!
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nah... i dont think so...
ffs stop it!
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9 Sep 2003, 17:34
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I would say that the only true measurement could be by distance, but obviously during non-wanking experiences this is not possible.
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9 Sep 2003, 17:43
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maybe you could pull out at the moment of ejaculation at a predetermined measured area and see how far it goes.
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9 Sep 2003, 17:44
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Quote:
Originally posted by Snoops
maybe you could pull out at the moment of ejaculation at a predetermined measured area and see how far it goes.
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9 Sep 2003, 17:49
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I remember one time i was super horny....think i gave 5-6 and went down....
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9 Sep 2003, 18:00
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A real man squirts atleast two spoon-fulls. Not tea spoons, but soup spoons.
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9 Sep 2003, 18:11
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ebany
I tend to go by how long they collapse for afterwards.
Or how quickly they go back to playing on the computer
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you do realise when i see you and mark next week im not going to be able to look you two in the eye :/ the implications of your post that i would NEVER have thought about
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9 Sep 2003, 18:14
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cynical Oracle
A real man squirts atleast two spoon-fulls. Not tea spoons, but soup spoons.
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and you've tested this theory?
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9 Sep 2003, 18:20
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It scientifically proved that men who squirt two spoons+ are better lovers.
Honest!
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9 Sep 2003, 18:25
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WHY DID YOU PUSH GRANDMA
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I'm unsure if you're joking, but I think I probably do like 3 'spoonfuls'. It makes quite a mess.
The best way to tell if they had a good orgasm is by the length of it. The orgasm, not the ****.
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9 Sep 2003, 18:43
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cynical Oracle
A real man squirts atleast two spoon-fulls. Not tea spoons, but soup spoons.
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I knew there was a reason you did volenteer work in that soup-kitchen for the homeless.
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9 Sep 2003, 18:46
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I knew there was a reason you did volenteer work in that soup-kitchen for the homeless.
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No no no. You got it all wrong. I volenteerd to feed the blind.
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I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
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9 Sep 2003, 19:01
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Quote:
Originally posted by huh
I'm unsure if you're joking, but I think I probably do like 3 'spoonfuls'. It makes quite a mess.
The best way to tell if they had a good orgasm is by the length of it. The orgasm, not the ****.
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It's infact 'measured' that your more of a stallion if you 'squirt' more. Offcourse, this has no relevancy towards anything I can think of.
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9 Sep 2003, 21:08
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Oh Canada!
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did a load of you get laid for the first time last night or something?
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HAHA.....you said LOAD!!!!
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9 Sep 2003, 21:27
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personally when I ejaculate large ammounts, like half a glass  , I feel a lot better after wanking. If I ejaculate, say, one spoon, i tend to feel unsatisfied and wank again
ps. I have never ejaculated 150ml, what would be half a glass
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9 Sep 2003, 23:14
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Re: can you succesfully judge the enjoyment of a males orgasms by..
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No.
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