The lurkers support me on IRC
They all think I'm great don't you know.
You posters just don't understand me
But soon you will reap what you sow.
Lurkers, lurkers, lurkers support me, you'll see, you'll see
Off on IRC the lurkers support me, you'll see.
The lurkers support me on IRC
"So why don't they post?" you all cry
They're scared of your hostile intentions
They just can't be as brave as I.
Lurkers, lurkers, lurkers support me, you'll see, you'll see
Off on IRC the lurkers support me, you'll see.
One day I'll round up all my lurkers
We'll have a private board of our own
Without all this flak from you morons
My lurkers will post round my throne.
Lurkers, lurkers, lurkers support me, you'll see, you'll see
Off on IRC the lurkers support me, you'll see.
Very slightly adapted from.