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Originally Posted by Deffeh

People who wear scarves indoors, or scarves over jumpers. PS if anyone defends this, its because you're shit.

Yeah I had this one in college the other day and was thinking 'WTF ARE YOU DOING'. Scarves indoors. I mean is the Arctic coming in?

People who stay in to watch deal or no deal. I had someone say to me they hated having to watch the evening repeat because "someone always spoils it for them by then". What? Unbelievable.

Now I like deal or no deal. I don't think I would stay in for it. Plus, staying in for a show that's a bit luvvie seems a bit gay/sad/shit to me.

People who dont like fish, but havent actually tried it since they were 12 and their parents served them a bit of mackerel or something. get over it.

Fish is underrated.

Food allergies in general. It was proved recently you're mostly talking bollocks (excluding nut allergies etc). Im talking about stupid allergies - for example, the other day someone moaned at me because i bought burgers for a bbq with onion in them. "Im allergic to onion, it makes me sick". No youre not. Hold on a second, lend me your phone so i can get your mother to bring you up some coco pops straws and orange juice without bits, and a penis.

This is one of the big ones on your list that I thoroughly agree with. Our society has become such a bunch of consumerist poofs, that people are saying allergic, when actually you just don't like it. And even if you do like them. I like steak for example, but it gives me the shits on occasion. But that doesn't mean I won't eat steak. I like steak. Steak is priveledge for me.

Censorship in general. The champions league final was great, but it would have been much improved if gabby logan was naked, and we had a live "vagina cam" rather than player cam and all that shit. **** that, dont hog the pussy. Im more offended by bleeped out swearing than by swearing; all you do is draw attention to the shit. Soft porn films? **** off, let people have a decent wank, why moderate it? Get real.

Can't disagree.

Craig Cash. He's a ****ing dick, but i cant quite work out why

The fat guy from spin city who appears in scrubs every now and again. he's got a face that wouldnt stop absorbing punches, probably even more than morrisey.

No idea who you are talking about here. But I would like to smash Morrisey's face in, as he seems to be someone who is heralded as a genius and I can't figure out why. He seems a bit of a miserable ****er and to smash his face in might cheer him up.

Golf jumpers. The ones with the diamonds, and the striped ones. Play golf, or **** off.

Golf is a terrible game. Either you're good enough to play at Augusta, or it just isn't worth playing. Plus the faggotry that surrounds it is incredible.

Gretna's rise up the leagues being called a fairy tale, when theyve been backed by a rich bastard, rather than a significant number of fans. Its a fairy tale only because its an artificial "rags to riches" story and bandwagon for people to jump on early.

I think I'd like to have seen Hearts get beat just to watch Romanov explode. I just viewed them as the cup team that got far and now will be far less involved in my life.

The looming possibility that Brazil will win the world cup which is the only thing for me that could spoil the tournament, considering the plethora of teams capable of winning. (Germany, Italy, Holland, Argentina, Brazil, France, England).

The world cup is going to be shit. Very shit.

The fact that even i consider England to have a ****ing chance in the world cup is thoroughly depressing. It pains me to say it but they could do it.

Please don't contemplate that. England fans (as I've explained to you) are complete bastards and as much as I'm English, I couldn't bear it if the current crock of wankers we've got in the team and in charge it get the glory if we won. They're not particularly likeable in any way.

The fact that when england probably dont win the world cup, they have so many ready made excuses.

The whining is almost as bad as the hysteria when we win. The reason it isn't as bad is because sometimes the crying amuses me.

Islam.

I've decided to ignore Islam in general.

The economist. Its remarkably entertaining and informative articles are ruined by the fact its an apologiser for the bourgeosie uber rich capitalists. They published a "rough guide to philanthropy". Oh please, dont force that shit down my throat.

Hence why I probably don't care about it.

Jumping red spiders.

They're just trying to get along man.

The fact dogs are allowed on buses. Guide dogs, ok. Everyone else, **** off. dont take a bus to walk your dog you ****ing tool.

Dogs should be banned, especially as half of their owners don't seem to be able to be responsible for them or control them. The other week a dog left a deposit in the middle of my shop floor and the owner just ran for it. I mean **** off. Anyone who complains about wealth when they have a pet of any kind needs to be taken out and thrashed in any case.

My own weakness of seeing "reduced" labels on food and buying it before considering whether i want it or checking the price. The other day i bought a reduced bashed tin of tesco beans (i normally eat heinz but was in a rush and couldnt be ****ed going back to the aisle). I got home to find it said "reduced from 75p to 49p" - what - 49p for tesco beans - reduced? **** off i got robbed.

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