Absurd decisions from the admins for the win.
As much as I don't speak out often, this is nothing short of daft. Yeah, over censor the game to deprive the game of any character whatsoever, I mean penis is hardly a swearword, infact it's hardly offensive. It's a word allowed on the forums, so where's the consistency - the forum standard should be the standard for in game.
If you can't have penis, I'd go for Phallus-Allianz