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Re: Text messages
"cat is on my lap now. she is a bootifal" (from a 6yr old kid using my mum's phone with a little help, talking about my cat)
"when you're done ****ing your neighbour come get me some scans bitch" (from Vanquisher whilst playing spaceminers)
"tux i am lost and dont know my way home" from ZoDraCk - a romanian guy who didn't understand that i didnt know wtf he lived.
...best one ever though has got to be when a random girl sent me a topless pic (in 2005 i think?), i have no idea who she was, never seen her in my life, but everytime my phone beeps i hope its her lol...
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-Blue Moon- aka LordQuashi, Behert, BeherTux, BT, TuxedoMask, tuxed0
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