ok i'll contribute too then. i read this one on a twente-forums, posted by some English guy:
(to the tune of lord of the dance)
Wise, Wise, Whatever have you done?
You're taking Leeds to Division 1
You won't win the cup, you'll never win the shield
And you're biggest game will be Huddersfield
what a pity i can't post any dutch songs here btw.