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Landor Maxim · 8 Oct 2007, 21:31

Im a little over the height of full growed dog, a bulge on me back and have to walk about with a bag over me head to hide the hideousness of my beautiful face but apart from that I am handsome Oh and nearly forgot about the leg well the part that is missing. I lost it one day an cant remember where I put it.

Lots money so thats not a problem my mother says im beautiful but hey she is bias apart from being blind.

Ugly dont come into the question because there is not a word invented for my looks. I can sing dance and play tiddly winks so one could not want any more for entertainment. One night at a bar they put velcrow on my back and would toss me onto a wall ..... that was such fun.

Oh well such is life maybe one day some one some where will give me a hug and buy me a coffee.

8 Oct 2007, 21:31	#6
Landor Maxim Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 27	Re: One for the rich people Im a little over the height of full growed dog, a bulge on me back and have to walk about with a bag over me head to hide the hideousness of my beautiful face but apart from that I am handsome Oh and nearly forgot about the leg well the part that is missing. I lost it one day an cant remember where I put it. Lots money so thats not a problem my mother says im beautiful but hey she is bias apart from being blind. Ugly dont come into the question because there is not a word invented for my looks. I can sing dance and play tiddly winks so one could not want any more for entertainment. One night at a bar they put velcrow on my back and would toss me onto a wall ..... that was such fun. Oh well such is life maybe one day some one some where will give me a hug and buy me a coffee.