Lately I've been having this fantasy of getting together ~100 people, building a rolling pirate ship or two, and driving down to RIAA headquarters and shooting the **** out of them. Then we'd make off with their secretaries and ATM cards, and sail off into the ocean.
It'd be like that scene from Meaning of Life. Except then Monty Python would get sued for inspiring violence.
It's a nice fantasy tho.