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Unread 12 Mar 2005, 20:21   #38
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Re: pet hates
Bah. I just think it's stupid. I mean really. It's shampoo. So really - SHAMPOO - IT GETS YOUR HAIR CLEAN! - is all that's required, none of this 35% added shine 42% extra strength business :( Makeup adverts irk me even more though, mascara that 'lifts your lashes 50% more' and so on. It's bollocks really.

MASCARA - COVERS YOUR EYELASHES IN THICK BLACK GLOOP! would be a brilliant advertising campaign :)

LIPSTICK! CHANGES THE COLOUR OF YOUR LIPS TO SOMETHING ENTIRELY UNNATURAL. (please not new colour is NOT permenant. Max Factor accept no responsibility for any permenant colouration of your lips).

FOUNDATION - COMPLETELY CHANGES THE COLOUR OF YOUR FACE - CHOOSE FROM 16 SHADES OF ORANGE - (Disclaimer - Maybelline accept no responsibility for the fact that you are too spasticated to apply this product correctly and therefore end up with an awful looking line where the foundation stops)
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