Re: [football] laughing at man utd fans
From what ive been told the deal goes a little something like this
glazer: want that one
banker: what?
glazer: want that one
banker: that what?
glazer: club, want that club
banker: you want man utd?
glazer: yeah
banker: well have you got the money?
glazer: no
banker: so you want man utd but don't have the money to buy it?
glazer: yeah
banker: so how do you intend to buy it?
glazer: you give me money
banker: we'll need to secure a loan against something
glazer: like wha?
banker: assets, do you have any assets?
glazer: give me moneh and secure against man utd
banker: so we'll give you the money to buy manchester united and we'll secure it against manchester united
glazer: yeah
banker: how will you make the money back?
glazer: club success
banker: erm
glazer: ticket prices
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