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Gayle29uk · 19 Sep 2003, 01:07

NEWSFLASH: Ferrari Formula 1 Team fire entire pit crew

The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ scousers. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed Liverpool youths were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech gear.

This was thought to be an excellent, yet bold move, by Ferrari management, as most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for at the crew's first practice session, not only were the Scousers Pit Crew able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the vehicle over to the MacLaren Team for four bottles of Stella, a gram of speed and a quick shufty at Coulthard's bird in the shower.

19 Sep 2003, 01:07	#3
Gayle29uk Bitch Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: North Yorkshire Posts: 3,848	NEWSFLASH: Ferrari Formula 1 Team fire entire pit crew The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ scousers. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed Liverpool youths were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech gear. This was thought to be an excellent, yet bold move, by Ferrari management, as most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every team. However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for at the crew's first practice session, not only were the Scousers Pit Crew able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the vehicle over to the MacLaren Team for four bottles of Stella, a gram of speed and a quick shufty at Coulthard's bird in the shower. __________________ ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch das blinkenlights!!!