Thread: If you ever wanted to know what a chav funeral would look like
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Unread 18 May 2005, 17:53   #1
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Exclamation If you ever wanted to know what a chav funeral would look like
Then here you go:

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Metro
A TEENAGER killed in a car crash was buried yesterday with his mobile phone to allow friends to send farewell text messages to his grave.
Aaron Howard, 17, was also kitted out by relatives in his favourite trainers, jeans, and cap, and even had his hair gel in his coffin.
His father, Steve, said "He's got everything - even his sunglasses are there and I've even put a bag of crisps in, because he was always eating crisps, and a couple of cans of his favourite Carling lager.
"There are messages, pictures, and photos from his friends and family, and I have charged his mobile phone so that people can text him."
It's like Vicky Pollard meets Beowulf.
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