Thread: Your best and worst features
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Unread 28 Jul 2006, 15:10   #4
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Re: Your best and worst features
worst feature (homosexuality aside): Teeth. When I was three I fell over on concrete and landed on my face and did my jaw somehow, such that my teeth basically don't stand up to much. ALL of my back teeth have fillings - at the age of 18 here - and I also get a really fun overbite out of it. I mean, it's great. Really great.

Best feature is my metabolism. I can eat as much cake/chocolate/whatever as I like (which is lots and lots), and I'm still pretty ****ing thin (lately I've started to develop a bit of a gut, but hey, I'm still a 32 waist and I do no exercise at all)
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