Re: Oh what a tangled web i weave
Don't tell her for a while then one day burst into tears and break down in front of her.
Because you're upset she's genetically programmed to look after you. Beg forgiveness and pretend you're really sorry (let's face it, your probably not really) Say it won't happen again and you'll understand if she doesn't want to be with you any more, all the time crying on her shoulder. She won't know what to do... And then she'll tell you that she's been shagging your mate behind your back. Women are like that.
OR (and the one I'd choose)
Don't tell her. What's the point? How guilty do you really feel? Will any good actually come of it? How good are you at lying? Will she ever find out?
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