[demiGOD]

Dace. What are you doing? Don't be the nice guy who buys her "presents", who go out of his way and make time just to see her, or spend those precious 40 seconds of sending her text messages, spend a few bucks on her on coffee, or whatever. You're doing all these nice things for her and all that shit. Sure she's spending time with you, but she's spending time with you while she babbles away about the guys she's slept with (or sleeping with, you'll never really know).

Next thing you know, you'll be that stupid shoulder that she'll cry on and tell you "Oh Dace! You're so nice!! You're almost like a brother to me!" Well, guess what, no one straight, normal female will have sex with her brother. You're too nice to her, that's the problem. You should limit, or stop sending her text messages, stop calling her for days, or even weeks, maybe even set up a date with her for coffee and tell her 5 minutes before you meet up, that you won't be able to make it because "the boys" invited you to hang out with them at an undisclosed location, or something like that.

Keep her wondering and thinking why all of a sudden you became cold with her. Treat her shitty enough for her to keep calling you, demanding what the hell?!?. Only answer her phone calls on week days, not on week ends because you're supposedly "hanging out with the guys".

Girls like her come to "Mr. Nice Guy" so she can bitch about how much of a jerk Tyrone is but cuts off the conversation with you, over dinner, to pick her cel phone up because Tyrone is calling, trying to get her to come over. And you know what, she will come over to Tyrone's house when she's done crying on your shoulder. After all those nice things that you've done for her and 35 bucks later, you come back to your house and send her a text message asking her if she's ok. She texts back saying that she's tired and is going to sleep when in reality, she's getting banged to oblivion by Tyrone.

A week later she comes back to you crying Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!!! He did it agaaain!! He cheated on me agaaiinnn, why does he keep doing this to me Dace? Thank GOD you're here because I don't have anybody to talk to.....



It's a ruthless cycle. Plain and simple. Nice guys don't get laid. Jerks and Dicks do. Be the Jerk. Be that one guy who calls a girl in the middle of her get-together with "the nice guy who's always been there for her", asking her to come over. She'll tell Mr. Nice Guy "oops, something came up, gotta go! Thanks for the dinner, really loved it. Bye!" Don't be the nice guy. Be the Dick that she's gonna talk about to these other nice guys. Who cares if she thinks you're the Jerk and the Dick in her life? You're getting laid by her, that's what matters most.