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Unread 1 Mar 2004, 12:27   #56
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Re: body disposal

1. 'Bleed' the victim in a bath with constant running water until all/most of the blood is gone

2. Chop up the flesh into small pieces and use as ingredients in pies/pasties, etc.

3. Boil all bones, use the water as part of gravy for pies etc just mentioned

4. Smash all bones up with a heavy hammer and dispose of small amounts of bone in the rubbish until all gone.

5. Dont eat the pies/pasties you made with the flesh, just throw them out in the rubbish (not at the same time as the bones are being thrown out) or take them out and dispose of them gradually in other peoples rubbish.

No one will really think to examine a discarded pie unless they have reason to now will they sift through your rubbish to examine pieces of bone provided there isnt a vast amount at the time.
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