I like to keep my old text messages so when Im bored and on a bus or train I can read them and make myself feel popular.
My current phone has in the inbox 490 messages, the first in November, the most recent 5 minutes ago. Periodically when it gets to the 500 number I chop my messages down to 250 or so.
"I finally bummed her! Took a few drinks so she might hurt in the morning but I don't care I can go to sleep a happy man. x"
The x is just a thing me and my friends do, but I got this message in class today at about 10am, I just burst out laughing. If you knew the story you would get it I guess