Re: What's your worst slip of the tongue ever
When I was young I had just started dating a girl named Candy (Candace actually but everyone called her Candy.) I decided to ask her to go out for a banana split and she accepted. Later on I ran into her girlfriend who was rather suspicious of me. She asked me if i was going to be seeing Candy later that evening to which I replied, "Yes. I intend to get a Candy split with banana, tonight."
The friend was scandalized but Candy showed up and seemed rather expectant all evening.
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