[demiGOD]

..the girl that you're with right now is the best thing you can afford. That's it. When you get a raise next year then get an upgrade and dump the bitch.

Also when she asks you how many kids you would want to have, dump her ASAP.

Don't say you love her after ****ing her. Either you **** her again the next day, or just never call her back.

There are no incentives for guys to get married, so don't even bother.

If you're on a date and she picks her phone up while having dinner with you, leave the restaurant right away and leave her with the check.

Always have separate tabs when on a date with her at a bar.

If you meet a girl and she gives you her cell number, tell her that you're going to call her cell phone right now so she can save your number on her cell. If the number that she gave you is someone else's, then call her a liar in her face and grab the drink that you bought for her.

Only buy her 1 cheap beer if you don't know her name yet.

Make it a point not to **** a girl at your house. Always **** her at her place. If she lives with mom and dad, then get a motel room.

Never take a girl out during the day. They're only good when it's dark outside.

Every word you say will be used against you and will be the determining factor of you getting laid or not on that first date. So don't engage in conversations. Just ask her questions about herself so she can keep blabbing about herself. You just keep nodding and act like you're listening.

A girl decides the first 15 seconds of the date if she's going to sleep with you or not. How much you spent on a date is not in her "I'm going to **** this guy tonight" equation. So don't bother spending big on a date. Be as cheap as possible.

Always wear a condom.

After hooking up with her, only call her on the week nights. You're always "busy" during the weekends so don't call her in those days. Just Monday to Thursday nights.

That is all. Thank you.