[Dace]

I'd been drinking for 7 hours. I just want to make that perfectly clear before i say anything else.

So i'm in The Garage, a terrible terrible club, with a mate and his wife. They've gone outside to smoke so i'm sitting at our table on my own. On my own till a couple of pikey looking ****s come over and sit on the side of it opposite to me. I'm wasted also there's plenty of space left for me , my mate and his wife so i say nothing. Then this girl comes over and asks if anybody is sitting here pointing at the bench on which im sitting. I shrug and move over to allow her to sit down. She starts talking to me. I've been drinking for 7 hours remember that. So anyways she's chatting away. Blah, blah, blah. At the moment my litmus test for women is "Can they talk about cartoons?". If they can shoot the shit about cartoons then they're generally cool so i introduce it into the conversation. The conversation went something like this:

<Me> "So what was your favourite cartoon as a kid?"
<Her> "Ohhh i dunno. What was your favourite?"
<Me> "Hmmm. I'm not sure but maybe Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors."
<Her> "Never heard of it."
<Me> "Well it's kinda too loud in here to explain about it properly."
<Her> "When was it on?"
<Me> "Ohhhh, a while ago."
<Her> "Wait how old are you?"

I should have lied here. The Garage has a very young (student) crowd. Sadly i'd been DRINKING FOR 7 HOURS and didn't really realise the girl was hitting on me.

<Me> "25"

The girl just gets up and walks away.

Way to go me.