a man with an orange head walks into a bar
the bartender asks him why he has an orange head
the reply was
"well, i found a genie in a bottle who allowed me three wishes,
firstly i chose to turn attractive to all females in the world.
it was done.
secondly, i requested to become a billionaire.
it was done.
...
for my final wish,
i asked for an orange head."
i cracked up laughing at this when david walliams was telling a group of journalists+a few tag alongs like myself at some photoshoot thingy
