[midge5]

My report cards are all miles away back in Wales, i do remember them being quite bollocks though, and showed up the teacher´s bias hugely.

I did well in most subjects and my teacher was the football coach (which I played on). So generally I deserved the grades I got, however, i cannot draw for shit. As ASG can probably testify if i drew an something it would be impossible to tell what the hell it was. Is it a cat, is it a dog, or is it a plane, no one knows! Somehow this distinct lack of ability, and the fact I didn´t give a shit so buggered off to play Chuckies egg most lessons went unnoticed. I got an A with a comment about my excellent drawing abilities. On the other hand one of my friend´s who was, and is, an amazing artist in my opinion, would regularly get crap grades because he did badly in other subjects.

Though it did mean that me and my parents learnt immensely quickly to ignore all my report card comments.