I am actually disgusted by this thread. Not so much by the fact you won't do the decent thing in giving fam resources (creating a double standard ... how many times in a round does something like this happen?) - but more the pompous nature of the people in the higher echelon of PA. If I was in a shop and someone spoke to me like that it'd take all my self restraint not to slap them repeatedly, or at least try to make sure they get sacked for being twats.
But then this kind of behaviour is exactly what jolt would encourage