Which of these are good ideas?
Bear in mind i havent done all of them, and probably wont do a few.
- Shower in the afternoon rather than the morning
- Shave 2 days prior rather than on the day, making sure you dont look like a baby's arse. Unless that's your thing, dace.
- Inform the birthday boy of your intention to get it on with his sister
- Inform the birthday boy's sister of your intention to drink slower than her and ply her with alcohol for devious purposes (i like honesty)
- Wear your lucky t shirt that cost 50p
- Make sure to wank in the morning so you have a decent "reserve" come night time, but aren't overflowing
- Go for a nap in the middle of the day
- Was it rod stewart or mick jagger that dipped their cock in mouthwash? either way im considering it. If only for the pain and the hilarity. It makes me laugh thinking about it, and it would be a story to tell at the very least.
- Prepare a drunken sandwich and a hangover sandwich in your fridge to eliminate any "oh shit im hungry" worries