let's make some new (and honest) ones
eg.
shearer is a striker
we're jealous of his skill
newcastle won't be going down
but next year sunderland will
stand up, if you define yourselves by neighbouring rivalry rather than on-the-pitch achievements
stand up, if you define yourselves by neighbouring rivalry rather than on-the-pitch achievements
stand up, if you define yourselves by neighbouring rivalry rather than on-the-pitch achievements
etc