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Re: Ascendancy
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Originally Posted by Raging.Retard
I feel this travesty has damaged my reputation irreparably. The stress has resulted in significant hair loss and I have nothing left to do but attempt to hold back the tears by continually launching on Horde planets. I live in hope that one day my alliance will believe in me once more, and let me join IRC without the echos of "Hahahahahaha you got roided by Horde" ringing around the channel.
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The hairloss is due to old age and has been happening for ages!
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First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
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