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Originally Posted by Yahwe
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Dear Regular Sexual Partner,
Over the past months I have become complacent about your presence. I have taken the time to note that I am not getting any younger and no longer feel I am in a position to attract new women. There are certain tasks which will require a woman to perform, and may I say that assessing you ability so far, it is my opinion that with training you may yet reach a standard of low competent.
I have therefore taken the decision to offer you a permanent position in place of your weekly contract.
You should be aware that this honor will be acompanied by a 20% reduction in visible signs of affection you recieve, reducing annually. You will of course retain your yearly 'bonus'.
I stronly urge you take advantage of this offer. And may i take this time to remind you that beggers can't be choosers
Yours
TSM
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