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Originally Posted by Flavius
It's a peasant-centric socialist mumbo-jumbo that says that the value of a country lies in its people. Shall I rephrase?
I actually believe it's true. It might have something to do with me working in the travel agency sector, where selling trips to 'warm' countries with nice, non-hostile people sells more than tickets to .. say .. the UK
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how can i make this clear to you
THE ENGLISH HATE TOURISTS
we despise them.
utterly.
they never understand british sensibilities or the complex social structure england has.
When In England.
Do Not
1) Talk to someone you have not been introduced to
2) Dress in bright colours
3) Refer to Autumn as Fall
4) Take photographs
5) Walk on the grass
6) Make any noise above a quiet conversation
7) Stare at anything rehardless of how exciting you think it is
8) Stop suddenly in the middle of the pavement
9) Smile at someone you do not know
10) Make eye contact
11) Criticise England in anyway
12) Smell
13) Speak in any foreign languages
14) Litter
15) Cause any form of delay
16) Complain.
Do
1) learn how to Queue
2) Be quiet
Simple rules any foreigner should be forced to memorise in order to be permitted access.