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If a noobie is uninterested in reading text like that above to understand how things work then they are not gonna get very far in a text based game with a manual as long as a small novel, I would suggest they find another game to play....
ASS supplies help and a place to play in a community for noobs(and experienced players) who actually want to play a text based game by reading and making decisions based on the info they get from doing so.

However, thank-u for your constuctive criticism ellon-web