[flapjack]

*Flapjack carefully steered the hyper-fighter through the slipstream tunnel, hoping that his computer for once had made the right calculations and his exit point would not be a in a catastrophical location like before. As he approached the end of the tunnel however a strange feeling crept over him and he realized his error, he'd indicated the HrH itself as the destination, which pretty much garantued an impending crash on the other side of the tunnel exit*

*In the last few moments, Flapjack pulled hard on his stick, hoping to be able to breach the tunnel in time to avoid a most catastrophical event, which would most certainly involve several hundreds of tonnes of concrete, a very unhappy PlanetKiller and the forced reconstruction of the entire hotel. As his ship was now moving 90 degrees off the angle of the tunnel, Flapjack's ship scraped the edge of the tunnel, sparks flying off as the main sensor array left his hull.*

*A shudder went through the fighter and Flapjack tought for a moment he had been successfull, a series of loud beeps and a distinct scraping sound proved him wrong however as the fighter slammed into the upper floors of the hotel, smashed a 10 meter wide hole in the side and violently came to a stop on an apparently solid mass*

"Uhoh"

*The fighter was then accelerated back out of the hotel, through the hole he had caused, tough it was now missing several critical parts, being the sensors, weapons, wings, engines, main reactor, secondary reactor, etc. Due to a lack of other things to do, Flapjack resorted to hitting the eject button, which failed to produce much results, since the c*ckpit was the part to be ejected from the rest of the fighter, however the c*ckpit was lacking a fighter to eject from*

*Flapjack, as a last ditch effort, hit the emergency transporter unit, which worked perfectly and beamed him directly into the hotel, where he was now headed towards the wall at a rather unpleasant speed.

"Oh shit"