21 Mar 2006, 18:55
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Back from timeout.
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 901
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Re: Crazy house mate
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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
Yeah he sounds paranoid.
Tell him to bring it, and then wait in your room sitting in a rocking chair with a gun drinking coffee by the spoonfull.
Also he might try to poison your food so put every item food in seperate tupperware boxes and mark it with a single hair. If any of the hairs are broken then you know he did it.
And stop shaving and wear odd clothes combinations, and mutter under your breath using the accent of a grizzled prospecter from the old west.
That will throw him off.
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