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zonny · 1 Aug 2015, 03:03

Through the eons of time, across the vast universe (and by eons I mean the "last decade or so", and by vast I mean "finitely measurable" via a 3 dimensional co-ordinates system), a dull murmur of discontent is growing to an almighty ROAR (or perhaps that is my stomach). I digress...

Many believe the Norsemen chilled out and stopped their reign of plunder, rape and pillage around the end of the 11th century, but in reality, after a particularly heavy feast, and a peculiarly tasting brew, the Norse camps fell into a heavy slumber, and the mother of all hangovers lasting the best part of a millennium.

Only today some of the ancient tribe have been woken by a shrill call to arms. A call to plunder, but more importantly a call to return the "fun" to the game. Do you hear the call? Serious candidates should send us your CV/Resume.

Qualifications:-

* The ability to not give a flying rat's ass.
* The ability to sleep through LT due to extended partying the previous night.
* The ability to write a whole recruitment post and not have any idea how or where candidates should contact us!

1 Aug 2015, 03:03	#1
zonny Registered User Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 13	Norsemen Through the eons of time, across the vast universe (and by eons I mean the "last decade or so", and by vast I mean "finitely measurable" via a 3 dimensional co-ordinates system), a dull murmur of discontent is growing to an almighty ROAR (or perhaps that is my stomach). I digress... Many believe the Norsemen chilled out and stopped their reign of plunder, rape and pillage around the end of the 11th century, but in reality, after a particularly heavy feast, and a peculiarly tasting brew, the Norse camps fell into a heavy slumber, and the mother of all hangovers lasting the best part of a millennium. Only today some of the ancient tribe have been woken by a shrill call to arms. A call to plunder, but more importantly a call to return the "fun" to the game. Do you hear the call? Serious candidates should send us your CV/Resume. Qualifications:- * The ability to not give a flying rat's ass. * The ability to sleep through LT due to extended partying the previous night. * The ability to write a whole recruitment post and not have any idea how or where candidates should contact us!