Your Dream Job
As unrealistic as possible.
For me, personally, my dream job would be Wrestling Bad Guy. The main heel, the main shithead. I'd ****ing love it. I'd probably orgasm on the spot at thousands of people from all sides shouting at me, swearing at me, cursing me, threatening to kill me, and me standing protected in a ring bating them
**** me thatd be awesome. The sheer hatred i could bring out in people using my natural arrogance.. at the end of my career id have to move into Witness Protection.
I've even thought it out - i'd be Robbie "The Schoolboy" Fergusson. I'd befriend people and then schoolboy them at the least plausible moment for no other thrill than that of ****ing someone up. My finishing move would be "The Schoolboy Error" though im not sure what it encompasses. I'd also like to be the rather meagre (in comparison) size i am at the moment, just to make people hate me even more.
I can but dream.
How about you?
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Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
And i wanna be someone, to believe, to believe in
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