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I hear there is chance rat can do 5 in 5... That's either equal or better than Ascendancy's epic wins...

While that's all very well and good I've had epic news bulletin to report from #ultrat.hq

Their plan has been FIRST RELEASED HERE.

Step by Step Guide

1. Kick those worthless emo baddies from last round (Hi cha!)
2. Recruit better players than last round
3. Purchase morale boosting pills from lithuania (YES THEY ARE LEGAL)

Now pay close attention

4. NO TAGGING
5. Half ally to do RAT BPs and not allow none rat's ingal or interact with other gal mates
6. Other half ally to do Fence BPs &&&&& Fakenick providing their BPs are swarn to secrecy

Back to enhancing solutions

7. Take those morale boosting pills from lithuania
8. Less emo and more VNC by good planet managers (THIS IS A RUMOUR AND I DO NOT HAVE EVIDENCE - a vicious rumour at that)
9. Crying pre round (to release the emotion)


*** HOWEVER, FEAR NOT MY MINIONS

*WE SHALL ALL WORK TOGETHER TO KILL RAT ONCE AND FOR ALL
*WE MUST INFILTRATE #rat.priv and steal their intelligence
*WE WILL HIT THEM CONTINUOUSLY FROM TICK 24 to tick 1124

*WE WILL FOLLOW OUR LEADER'S INTO BATTLE

*WE WILL JIHAD WHERE NECESSARY (for Jihad advice talk to nelito or |darky|

*WE WILL HAVE FAITH IN OURSELVES AND Work together, to get the job done...

*WE CAN FIX IT

*YES WE CAN.

Your higher being,
CBA