Re: The diary of a newbie [long]
The other day I met a guy who smelled like the unholy union of a garbage dump and a skunk colony. It was truly vile. When I asked him about it, my eyes watering as the smell enveloped me, he replied he never showered, explaining: "why bother? I have no friends!"
Here ends the lesson.
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The outraged poets threw sticks and rocks over the side of the bridge. They were all missing Mary and he felt a contented smug feeling wash over him. He would have given them a coy little wave if the roof hadn't collapsed just then. Mary then found himself in the middle of an understandably shocked family's kitchen table. So he gave them the coy little wave and realized it probably would have been more effective if he hadn't been lying on their turkey.
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