My Mate Martin
Revealed last night that he has started using some gay phone thing on Sky cause he gets bored. I wasn't too bothered about that, and I was only a little disturbed by his admitting that he has sent pictures of his willy to various blokes. The problem I have is that he has been sending a picture of me to these blokes and they are all dying to meet him/me.
What do I do oh wise sages of GD,
Hide away in a dark room and refuse to answer the door or just cope with my apparent status as a gay icon ?
No rear end shannanigans type suggestions though. Not my thing at all.
~Vaio~
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Yes, I know he is dead !
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