[Ditcher]

Originally posted by CrashTester
I think you will all agree these are important questions, so please answer truthfully;

After taking a slash, do you wipe your genetalia;
[ ] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Never, I prefer the smell of urine in my pants

When taking a dump, do you look at the dirty paper or peer into the bowl before wiping?
[x] Yes, always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only if i think there is something wrong
[ ] Urgggg...never!

Do you throw toilet paper into the bowl prior to dumping in an effort to minimise splashback?
[ ] Yes, always
[x] No, never
[ ] Only in the workplace where it is free

How many squares of toilet paper do you use per wipe;
[ ] Dont count, just roll and pull
[ ] 5 or more every time
[x] 2-4 Usually
[ ] 1 - its cheaper and I can live with the stinky fingers

When wiping do you also have a poke around inside for extra cleanliness?
[ ] Always, I'm clean to a depth of about 3 inches
[ ] Sometimes
[x] Never. Only gays put things in their bottoms.

Generally, does the smell of your own No2;
[ ] Really turn you on
[x] Do nothing for you
[ ] Repulse you

Do you have trouble peeing if in the company of other people?
[x] Yes
[ ] Sometimes, I have no idea why though :/
[ ] No
[ ] Only the once and I was made to leave the bus

After going to the toilet, when do you wash your hands;
[x] Always
[ ] Sometimes
[ ] Only after a No2
[ ] Never, real men dont wash their hands