[pablissimo]

Suck a dick

There're situations few and far between where 'suck a dick' isn't a conversation-stopping retort. Perhaps when your vicar asks you what you want with your tea, but then if you're the kind of person who does that sort of thing you might make a new friend and new friends are healthy.

You can complement the awesome power of the 'suck a dick' by repeating the phrase in quick succession, perhaps whilst jumping up and down on the spot and trying to fit as many two-fingered salutes as possible into your airborne time.

"Johnstone? Where's that damned quarterly? I need it five minutes ago!"
"suckadicksuckadicksuckadicksuckadick"
"Ohhhhhoho, that's Johnstone alright!"

Seamless.